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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 08/21/2007 : 22:23:02
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Venezuela's strongman Hugo Chavez has announced that he is having time itself altered by Presidential fiat.
Master of Time, and soon Space."Its about the metabolic effect, where the human brain is conditioned by sunlight," Chavez said in a rambling, seven hour discussion on his radio show "Alo, Presidente" with Science and Technology Minister Hector Navarro.
Specifically, Chavez said the Law of Metereology will be changed to reflect Venezuela's new time grid on the map showing it to be three-and-a-half hours behind GMT instead of the current four hours. |
Chavez continued, saying that he is also planning to revise the Law of Geography, to place his swelteringly hot, tropical country in a more temperate latitude.
"Also, I've put on a few more kilos than I like to carry around, so I'm considering an amendment to the Law of Gravity."
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 08/21/2007 22:24:10
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Hugo Chavez is changing Venezuela's time
