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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 10/10/2007 : 09:26:37
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"Creative differences" cited, as oldest existing group disbands
(Exclusive to TransStellar News)
Though the group has worked together for an eternity, the manager for the trio "Trinity" today announced the band's breakup. Gabriel issued a terse press statement announcing Trinity's dissolution effective immediately, and then departed.
Fans are devastated. Gabriel gave no explanation or details. Calls made to an answering machine at Gabriel's office went unanswered as of Wednesday afternoon. Insiders, on condition of anonymity, had a bit more to say. One told a reporter, "Look, nothing lasts forever. Maybe for eternity, but not forever. Can you imagine being any one of them, and touring the Cosmos for eternity with the same two guys? It had to happen. Creative differences arise. It's nobody's fault, really."
Flown the coop: Holy Ghost.
But another source had a different story. According to this source, the Holy Ghost "went bananas and started demanding a more prominent role in the group. He didn't get it."
Following up on that tip, this reporter managed to get a brief interview with the Holy Ghost:TSN: What was really behind the breakup today?
HG: Oh, man. Where do I even start? Trinity's been like together so long, we were virtually like one person, you know? But the Father has always tried to be like the big honcho. Always ego-trippin'. And the Son takes His side.
TSN: How did that work out?
HG: The Father's like always making like we're all equals, but that He's more equal than the Son and me. Recently, He's been saying He not only created the Cosmos, but created Trinity itself. And the Son just tokes another doobie and nods his head. Ass-kisser. So the Father's like always throwing these little ego crumbs out to the Son, telling him how important his life on earth was.
TSN: Did that bother you, Holy Ghost?
HG: Me? Don't make me fuckin' laugh. I'm the forgotten third of Trinity! Who the Hell ever thinks of the Holy Ghost, anyway? I've been there since the Beginning, but I'm marginalized, man, marginalized. What was Trinity? Like the Father, the Son, and what, the fuckin' Bird? Gimme a break. I'm going for a solo career now, gonna break out and get noticed for a change. Those two can kiss my feathery ass. I won't be the first guy who made it on his own.
TSN: Well, I sure hope things work out for you, Holy Ghost.
HG: Thanks. That's nicer than how the Father handled it. He just gave me this friggin' olive twig, and told me to bugger off. An eternity, for an olive twig? I should'a split eons ago. |
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 10/10/2007 16:21:02
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Bad vibes as Trinity breaks up
