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bngbuck
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USA
2437 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2007 :  22:31:39  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I picked this up off of Craigs's List.

I badly need a Personal Assistant, but she had a job before I could grab her!



RESIMAY


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but I find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.






Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.








ocheewah
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USA
50 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2007 :  06:27:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ocheewah a Private Message  Reply with Quote
And let me guess just what part of her you wanted to grab...

Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
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