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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 11/05/2007 : 00:06:37
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NEW TURKEY RECIPE
Your dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!!
Sure to bring smiles from your guests!
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.
1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully.? (see attached picture for details)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 00:42:52 [Permalink]
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That is so funny. And, er, erotic.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 07:54:43 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
That is so funny. |
I concur!
Yea, almost too much so. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 08:04:37 [Permalink]
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| Finger-lickin' good! |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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| Edited by - pleco on 11/05/2007 08:05:19 |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 11/05/2007 : 08:06:51 [Permalink]
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Excellent! Why can't I think up neat stuff like that?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 16:59:28 [Permalink]
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My turkey has already been arraigned. I've ordered a 20 pounder and am paying for it with a check stolen from the White House account (those idiots squander so much money they'll never notice). The Bible will cut up for cigarette papers.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 18:29:14 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
...The Bible will cut up for cigarette papers. |
Holy Smokes!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 19:04:37 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
My turkey has already been arraigned. I've ordered a 20 pounder and am paying for it with a check stolen from the White House account (those idiots squander so much money they'll never notice). The Bible will cut up for cigarette papers.
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You just wanted the OFF Injun Repellent.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
