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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 11/06/2007 : 02:17:25
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Terrorist hacker reprograms dinosaurs; scores dead
Petersburg, KY, November 5, 2007 (CSNS) -- The message left on the computer at Kentucky's Creation Museum was ominous: "You haz bin hAck3d. All your database are belong to Darwin." The message was signed, "AnSerz'N'Revelashunz."
Over the last weekend, a criminal with malicious intent hacked into the computer which controls the Hyper-Animatronic dinosaurs at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky. Today, the program code that the criminal had inserted was activated.
The Creation Museum teaches that God created humanity and all animals. In the Garden of Eden, according to the Answer In Genesis, the ministry that operates the museum, humans and dinosaurs co-existed peacefully. 6,000 years ago. Dinosaurs, including Tyrannosaurus Rex, were vegetarians. So the animatronic robot dinosaurs in the museum were programmed to eat fruit and veggies.
But the program code inserted by AnSerz'N'Revelashunz turned all the dinosaurs, even those that scientists say were grazers, into meat eating monsters.
Within seconds, the hulking, titanium-skeletoned creatures were roaming the museum, devouring screaming visitors. Museum security forces retreated, and set up headquarters in nearby Petersburg. National Guard troops assembled, but there were very few of them, due to Iraq deployment. The dinosaurs were reported to have broken out of the museum, and to be ravaging the countryside.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/08/2007 17:42:21
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moakley
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USA
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 05:53:32 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Within seconds, the hulking, titanium-skeletoned creatures were roaming the museum, devouring screaming visitors. Museum security forces retreated, and set up headquarters in nearby Petersburg. National Guard troops assembled, but there were very few of them, due to Iraq deployment. The dinosaurs were reported to have broken out of the museum, and ravaging the countryside.
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This is terrible. Ken Ham is a blur escaping and clearly not stopping to warn the meat sacks of the danger.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 11:31:19 [Permalink]
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Is that Ham? Why, the rat-bastard!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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LizW
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 11/09/2007 : 12:17:58 [Permalink]
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| This only goes to prove, that without the moral compass of religion to guide them, all robots will eventually run amuck and eat people. I suggest we program all robots as Catholics, then if they do get out of hand we can chant at them in Latin and escape while they are kneeling. (That was horrible of me wasn't it? That's it, no more coffee for me today.) |
You learn something new every g****mn day! |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 11/10/2007 : 18:54:06 [Permalink]
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| Actually LizW that makes a lot of sense. The robots might want to give thanks for the lord's blessings. While holding claws and eyes closed the alert meat sacks just might be able to escape leaving the robots with nothing but shit and tennis shoes. |
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2007 : 19:48:56 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by LizW
This only goes to prove, that without the moral compass of religion to guide them, all robots will eventually run amuck and eat people. I suggest we program all robots as Catholics, then if they do get out of hand we can chant at them in Latin and escape while they are kneeling. (That was horrible of me wasn't it? That's it, no more coffee for me today.)
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That was better than what I'd written, Liz! Dammit.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Hacker unleashes deadly Darwinist devastastion
