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Orwellingly Yurz
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USA
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Posted - 11/28/2007 :  22:50:51  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
THAT'S GOD'S OWN PARTY ON TED'S OLD NETWORK WEDNESDAY EVENING....

(TON ANNOUNCER):

#3. Writt Nominally: "...the path blazed by Ronald Reagan on Social Security." (Maybe 'slashed and burned')

#2 Hick Muckledee: "I need help from the Log Cabins." (Maybe Chuck, Baby, too)

And #1, the best of the three from So-California Congressman, Dunkin "Doh-nuts" Hunter, pontificating on Ask Don't Tell: "...when military people are working in a tight, packed place..." (Hmmm, this
might interest bngbuck some)

It's Must See Autumn Fun---on TOB, er, CNN.

Our runner up, Governor Mukledee gets a two week's paid holiday to Biloxi, MS. And our big winner, 'Doh-nuts' Hunter gets a one week paid holiday to Biloxi. (ANNOUNCER OUT)

OY Sez: Such programming is obviously being cabled by CNN to rival Stewart and Colbert.

After watching the close of the 'debate,' I surfed the channels for the first time in a long time. It was like watching a civilization from a far, distance galaxy trying to sell everything to everybody. Even First Lady Laura with the laughing face got into the act with a PSA about mentoring children. (Hmmm, are there husband-mentoring associations?)

And I really worried about those folks who didn't get it tonight as they watched those Coal Industry commericials touting clean energy.
I damned near chocked on coal dust while not trying to think about our atmosphere.

Too cynical(?), I remain-----Orwellingly Yurz

"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith

If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan

The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty

"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde

"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus

"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus

"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde

Edited by - Orwellingly Yurz on 11/29/2007 10:35:27

Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4955 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  11:24:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Orwellingly Yurz

THAT'S GOD'S OWN PARTY ON TED'S OLD NETWORK WEDNESDAY EVENING....

(TON ANNOUNCER):

#3. Writt Nominally: "...the path blazed by Ronald Reagan on Social Security." (Maybe 'slashed and burned')
I'm too young to have paid attention to politics at this point, but didn't Regan actually raise taxes to help keep things kosher with Social Security??
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bngbuck
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USA
2437 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  12:08:40   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OY....oy!, oy!, oy!....OY YEAH!!

What tickled the hell out of me was to see the top four; Rudy Jewelly, Mitt the Mor(m)on, Comatose Thompson , and McPain - all literally tearing each other to shreds! The "Big Tent" has burned to the ground, the Rabid Religious Right are no longer a cohesive entity, and the whole damn Greedy Obtuse Pious party is in tatters!

Think of the sound bites recorded last night that the Dem's will spend their millions to convert into political attack ads later next year! Karl Rove will have plenty to pontificate upon from his new perch at Newsweek!

Incidentally, OY, I am outraged at your fudge factory reference and I fully intend to do a oy! vey! digital talking head of yours that will be most uncomplimentary!
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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular

USA
529 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  12:16:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
YO! bngbuck saith: OY....oy!, oy!, oy!....OY YEAH!!

Orwellingly Yurz Sez: I wuhv a wise ass whippersnapper with a way with words. Even if it's only in a platonic way.

OY be veyin'

"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith

If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan

The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty

"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde

"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus

"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus

"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde
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