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Lyzandra Daria
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Posted - 01/24/2008 :  15:51:44  Show Profile Send Lyzandra Daria a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You all must already know about this site. I'm just catching up.

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

ARGUMENT FROM INCOHERENT BABBLE
(1) See that person spazzing on the church floor babbling incoherently?
(2) That's how infinite wisdom reveals itself.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

combined w/

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Makes perfect sense to me...I'm born again!

Praise the lord and pass the amunition
"Faith must have adequate evidence else it is mere superstition" Alexander Hodge

Regards, Lyz

Ricky
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Posted - 01/25/2008 :  10:21:09   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
# ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

# ELABORATED ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Because why?
(3) Because!
(4) Therefore, God exists.
Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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Lyzandra Daria
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Posted - 01/26/2008 :  11:40:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Lyzandra Daria a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Ricky

# ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

# ELABORATED ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Because why?
(3) Because!
(4) Therefore, God exists.




modify item (3) Because I said so! (or the 'book' of choice) I recommend 'Murphy's Law'. That might actually make some sense.
"Faith must have adequate evidence else it is mere superstition" Alexander Hodge

Regards, Lyz
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

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Posted - 01/26/2008 :  12:45:18   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Seems we did a thread on this a couple of years ago. It was very funny.



"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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