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HalfMooner
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Philippines
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Posted - 02/09/2008 :  05:05:02  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Al Kabaa Washing Machine get burkhas clean, attracts suicide bombers

Mecca, Saudi Arabia, 9 February 2008 (Modern Muslima Magazine) -- If you and your fellow wives are considering asking Hubby for a new clothes washer, you may want to consider one which does not use an agitator in the shape and color of the most holy shrine in all the Muslim world.


Model 2008 Al Kabaa Washing Machine



Closeup of Al Kabaa agitator action
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Edited by - HalfMooner on 02/09/2008 09:33:47

bngbuck
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Posted - 02/09/2008 :  12:08:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mooner.....

You give new meaning to the Islamic phrase "Holy Water"!


Mooner, you agitate me to wax poetic.....

There was a young man who said "Allah
Must find it exceedingly peculaah
To think that the tree
Should continue to be
When there's no one about in Guatemala."

RESPONSE

"Dear Sir: Your astonishment's peculaah;
I am always about in Guatemala.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be
Since observed by, Yours faithfully, Allah."

Apologies to Bishop Burkhaly

....(and Ronald Knox)
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