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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 02/10/2008 : 16:48:26
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Secularists Hear Republican Presidential Contenders St. Louis, Missouri, February 10, 2008 (PPN) -- Seculars, people who strongly believe in the separation of Church and State, have become a political prize for American politicians.
The remaining GOP presidential candidates, front runner Sen. John McCain and Gov. Mike Huckabee, addressed the semi-annual convention of the non-partisan Secular Voters League today. A huge and fast growing movement in the United States, secularism has drawn increasing notice from politicians. Friday, Democratic Party candidates, Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, addressed the convention. Today it was the turn of the GOP candidates.
Sen. McCain's performance raised a few eyebrows. The senator walked onto the stage dressed as Satan. It soon became clear that McCain considers secularism to be the same as Satanism. "America needs the help of its faithful Satanists in this hour of international strife and conflict," McCain told the stunned convention delegates. "Only the Great Satan can defeat the Islamic terrorists! Hail Lord Satan!" he concluded.
Gov. Huckabee gave a long and impassioned speech, emphasizing that he has always been a secularist and a "fundamentalist Darwinist" at heart. He called for the destruction of all neo-Darwinist textbooks and teaching only from the 1859 First Edition of Charles Darwin's On the Origin of the Species. "This," said Huckabee as he held high a copy of the book, "is the only Authorized edition. It's the King James Version of Darwin."
John McCain's Devil costume and shouts of "Hail Satan!" demonstrated a certain confusion about the concept of secularism. Mike Huckabee was somewhat more effective with his over-sized "Darwin Fish" lapel pin.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 02/11/2008 05:34:02
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Dave W.
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
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Posted - 02/10/2008 : 19:43:17 [Permalink]
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Once again, Halfmooner, you've done it!
Excellent work!
"the King James Version of Darwin"... Brilliant! |
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"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2008 : 19:45:05 [Permalink]
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Thanks, folks!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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