ANN COULTER appoints herself Hillary's campaign manager and soon develops an unstoppable plan to elect her new boss. She is shown in a classroom -- lecturing her field managers on the new Rovian stratergy.

Ms. Coulter wears a rare relic - the gold and diamond One True Cross of Christian Bling Honorarium - newly awarded to her by the Consolidated Consortium of Crazed Catholic and Creationist Crackpots. (CCCCCC)