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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 03/12/2008 : 23:31:49
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Startling discovery leads demoralized rheumatologists,
orthopedic surgeons, and physiatrists to abandon medicine
Los Angeles, March 12, 2008 (MP) -- "Emotionally speaking, I could have handled werewolves, certainly mummies, and maybe even vampires or brain-eating zombies," said Dr. Jared Williamson of Cedars-Sinai Hospital. "But when I found there were skeletons hiding inside my very patients' bodies, the revelation was just too horrifying. I can no longer practice medicine."
Dr. Williamson is not alone. All around the globe, hundreds of thousands of physicians and surgeons have given up their practices, after using a medical imaging device that looks right inside the human body.
Rheumatologists run in panic.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/13/2008 03:21:09
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 03/13/2008 : 03:33:16 [Permalink]
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It is even worse than most people realize or even imagine. From my exhaustive studies in the related sciences of Internal Cryptozoology & Alcohol Distillation, I submit the following:
My research has convinced me that these anomolies are caused directly by misguided beliefs in the Darwinian Heresy and Liberalism. When these are ruthlessly stamped out, we can become as God intended us: Devout Republicans!
No more cares, no more worries.....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 03/13/2008 : 07:12:15 [Permalink]
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No, I hadn't seen that one. I never (consciously) copy a gag. Besides, in Schoolhouse Rock's ripoff of my original work, they are all too kind to them skeletons. I smell a conspiracy to humanize monsters. Typical liberal PBS catering to creepy critters.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Medical imaging device reveals monsters inside us
