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filthy
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Posted - 03/14/2008 :  07:16:59  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Even the Chinese have a problem with getting it right the first time.



Found it at Uncommon Descent, which, when you think about it, seems apt...




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H. Humbert
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Posted - 03/14/2008 :  08:33:40   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by filthy
Found it at Uncommon Descent, which, when you think about it, seems apt...
Didn't understand why at first, but when you follow the link, all becomes clear:
The Kow Tow [car] was designed by the the Evolution Revosoft Company in Nanjing, China, the same company responsible for Cheryl Crow's Really Really Clean Toilet Tissue and the Slow Down Slide. Both products, designed using genetic algorithms, a type of evolutionary computing, had serious safety issues and were recalled.

"We think we've traced the Kow Tow software problem to an inappropriately transposed matrix," said Chuck Cheung Leung, spokesman for the Evolution Revosoft Company. "And we mutated when we should have speciated. The problem is easily fixed. We simply need to place a large pellicle mirror at a 45 degree angle on the hood so the driver can see where he is going."
Isn't that hilarious? Evolution can't design anything, only degrade design! [sigh] IDers continue to be morons.


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Dave W.
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Posted - 03/14/2008 :  09:03:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
carlsonjok on AtBC exposes the theft.

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H. Humbert
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Posted - 03/14/2008 :  10:35:45   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stupid and dishonest. I guess some things just never change.


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filthy
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Posted - 03/14/2008 :  13:22:41   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by H. Humbert

Stupid and dishonest. I guess some things just never change.


Stupid, dishonest and funny. And symbolic of ID as only something really screwed up can be. If it were not a hoke-up, it could be Dembski's or Wells' private ride, chauffered by BillScot with O'Leary serving as the stew.

Behe can just keep walkin'.

Image is from here.


It was that symbolism that first caught my eye. Were I in their shoes, I'd never give the opposition such an opening for ridicule, which I'm sure, will be coming along soon if it hasn't already.




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"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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HalfMooner
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Posted - 03/14/2008 :  21:46:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'll say one thing, the image certainly got my head spinning and my eyes blinking. It looks like the perfect example of Intelligent Design. That's sure more obvious and apt than that tortured "failed genetic algorithm" idea. Nice photoshopping, I must say (though probably stolen from some unrelated post). Lousy copy writing, though. Dembski must have done that part, the maroon.


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Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/14/2008 21:46:34
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bngbuck
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Posted - 03/15/2008 :  04:24:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Latest from the national Chinese wire service Ka-Ching (using the pseudonym AVING to minimize it's rather blatant commercialism):
Evolution Revosoft, the Glorious Peoples Design Masters Corporation, announced today, that after running in circles for weeks attempting to analyze minor design flaws in the Glorious Kow Tow Peoples Autocar, they had reverse-engineered the prototype (which had a tendency to skid), isolated the directional problem and gloriously produced a much beta version of the Kow Tow, designated now as the Kow Tow Tow Cow, shown in all of it's gloriously beautiful efficiency and splendor, below:
The corporate motto of Evolution Revosoft is the ancient Chinese proverb: "A Journey of a Thousand Trials is begun by Taking a Single Step Backwards"

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filthy
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Posted - 03/15/2008 :  04:51:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The single step backwards....



But unlike Dembski's nonsense, this nonsense actually works.




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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