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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 03/20/2008 : 04:21:52
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Sometimes I wonder just where these people come from; what hollow log did they inhabit before springing themselves forth upon an innocent & bemused populace. Here we have a man so lovingly embraced by the abortion issue that he's rewritten his entire identity over it. Really, even the most talanted & wretchedly drunken of Disney's in-house, writing staff couldn't make this one up: legally changes name to 'Pro-Life'
by Nick Langewis
As disgraced U.S. Senator Larry Craig heads towards retirement, a man seeking his seat has taken an unusual step in his strategy:
He has changed his legal name to a political stance.
A 66-year-old Idaho strawberry farmer, formerly known after a previous name change as Marvin Pro-Life Richardson, is now, simply, "Pro-Life."
"I think it's just and I think it's proper to have Pro-Life on the ballot," Pro-Life told the Idaho Press-Tribune. "If I save one baby's life, it's worth it."
Pro-Life made the change after an unsuccessful run for governor under the Constitution Party in 2006, hoping this time to skirt the state policy that prevented him from using what was then his middle name as his name on the ballot, as the state considered it not a name, but a slogan.
Officials must now recognize Pro-Life's legal name.
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How could they not, once they stop laughing?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Edited by - filthy on 03/20/2008 07:21:50
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 07:32:11 [Permalink]
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| Linky no worky (rotten.com). |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
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 Posted - 03/20/2008 : 08:13:04 [Permalink]
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Shouldn't someone in Idaho change her name to "Pro-Life" and run for the same office as "Pro-Choice"? We need to send in our own goofballs to counter this unfair name recognition advantage on the Idaho ballet!!!
And, I think it is important to remember that we do get good spuds from Idaho. Only apparently, they are growing them larger these days...
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 03/20/2008 : 08:28:22 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by pleco
Linky no worky (rotten.com).
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Linkee still workee here. Whassamatta you no tryee again, yes?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 08:51:18 [Permalink]
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If he wanted to guarantee himself votes, he should have legally changed his name to "Free Booze."
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 11:33:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by H. Humbert
If he wanted to guarantee himself votes, he should have legally changed his name to "Free Booze."
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 Indeed, but judging from the somewhat American Gothic aspect of the guy's photo, I doubt he'd 'a thought of it.
I garnered from the article that he's going to continue to fruitlessly run for office every time he gets the chance. If so, he'll be election season comic relief for years to come.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 13:08:29 [Permalink]
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WARNING! IMAGE BELOW MAY OFFEND PC NAZIS! |
| One way to fix this problem is the unbelievably disgusting fecal transplant, wherein bacteria located within feces of a donor is placed in your lower colon to have a grand old time and start a new life in your bowels. . |
Bush got one of these, but they accidentally put him into the brain surgery operating room. The donor is shown below with his donated replacement for Bush's brain.
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From the Fecal Transplant Gallery....
