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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 04/15/2008 : 09:39:19
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This one's in a Florida hospital. People seeing this one are claiming it makes them stop worrying about their dying relatives.
Personally, if I believed this stuff at all, I would be extremely concerned that an omniscient being had been brought to tears by conditions in the hospital. I mean, what does He know? And why did he just vanish without healing people?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Zebra
Skeptic Friend
USA
354 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 00:05:38 [Permalink]
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| Sheesh, can't a deity get any privacy when he goes in for medical treatment any more? He's got that private room on the 7th floor, but when he goes down to the prayer garden...or, say, to the cafeteria for a piece of toast...people just hound the poor guy! |
I think, you know, freedom means freedom for everyone* -Dick Cheney
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 04:31:03 [Permalink]
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| Don't they realize that proof of a supernatural Jesus would totally undermine their faith in supernatural Jesus? |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 04/17/2008 : 04:34:03 [Permalink]
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"One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Awaitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hopin' that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line" ~~ Brewer & Shipely
Evidently, The Naz ran out of weed while waiting and was tryin' to get high at the hospital.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 06:57:51 [Permalink]
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I'm going to start a realestate business. I'll start small.... buy a little shop building next to (or accross the street from) a mall. Leave it empty for a couple months while I arrange for the nebulous images of jebus and mary to "appear". Then I'll cut down the trees that screen the building from a busy street and send a pic to the local news channel!
After it gets on the news, I'll sell the building.
Soon as I have enough to buy property in NYC, I'll buy something directly overlooking the ground zero monument and do the same thing. After I sell that one to the catholic church, its retirement time!
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 07:20:52 [Permalink]
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Well, I must remark that This one looks a bit more Mid-eastern than Scandinavian. A refreshing change.
I wonder how much it'll bring on Ebay.....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
 Posted - 04/17/2008 : 07:34:43 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Well, I must remark that This one looks a bit more Mid-eastern than Scandinavian. A refreshing change. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 08:32:04 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Starman
Originally posted by filthy
Well, I must remark that This one looks a bit more Mid-eastern than Scandinavian. A refreshing change. |
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Sorry Star, but I speak only the truth. The whities have had the Big J long enough; let's give someone else a whack at him.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 09:26:01 [Permalink]
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Here's some ideas:
In several other pictures of this apparition there is also a reflection of a color painting of Jesus holding a child in the background. Is this a religious hospital? If there's a bunch of religious pictures in that hall, this could also be a reflection from a glass covered painting onto the door.
How is this interfering with hospital care? Who isn't getting their pacemaker implant on schedule or their $500.00 aspirin because Jesus is causing people to block the hallway?
Nobody there ever notices that everyone present always sees the same still pictures on these sacred apparitions: same poses, same angle, usually blurry, in other words, like a single photograph. Funny how Jesus just doesn't appear differently to different people or on HDTV or in person, interrupting Pat Robertson or the Pope and saying, "Oh shut up!"
In a parallel universe is there a Jesus who is seeing my reflection in a door? 
Anyway – next time, maybe this is how he should do it.
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Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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Zebra
Skeptic Friend
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2008 : 11:58:06 [Permalink]
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As good an explanation as any, in a metaphysical sort of way, and a lot better, I'm sure, than what comes out of the believers.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2008 : 12:42:08 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Well, I must remark that This one looks a bit more Mid-eastern than Scandinavian. A refreshing change. |
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Sorry Star, but I speak only the truth. The whities have had the Big J long enough; let's give someone else a whack at him. |
What's the point of omnipotence if you can't look Scandinavian?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2008 : 13:59:55 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Starman
Originally posted by filthy
Well, I must remark that This one looks a bit more Mid-eastern than Scandinavian. A refreshing change. |
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Sorry Star, but I speak only the truth. The whities have had the Big J long enough; let's give someone else a whack at him. |
What's the point of omnipotence if you can't look Scandinavian?
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Do blonds have more fun?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2008 : 15:02:11 [Permalink]
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Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2008 : 15:48:31 [Permalink]
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Chippewa.....
Good work, Chippewa! Great image catch! |
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Sigh. Another Jesus sighting
