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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 05/18/2008 : 04:50:23
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Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
God is not to be trifled with, as you benighted, atheistic soon-to-be-pariah-curs'll find out, 'cause the Freakin' End is all but upon you and you'd damn' well better clean up your acts and quit messing around with what God HATES! Of course, that sort of playing the lickspittle won't make Him like you any better, but what the hell? He wouldn't care much for your sorry asses, anyway. Never has, never will. 
Found it at PZ's, where in lies the True Word, and God HATES him, too!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Edited by - filthy on 05/18/2008 08:05:37
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2008 : 10:40:16 [Permalink]
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Fantastic find, Filthy! Funny stuff!
Why didn't the motherfucker have any praise for the AyRab ragheads that are daily exploding themselves for the glory of Him?
God loves fucking ragheads, and that's why they behave so well - sticking dynamite up their asses and blasting everything in range!
Prostrate thyselves to the ground and worship the Almighty Creator of some of the stupidest fucking shit that is capable of being imagined. He works in strange, wondrous, and impossibly dumb ways! |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2008 : 22:09:07 [Permalink]
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This is really great, truly divine writing. It's yet further proof that God didn't write or inspire the Bible: The Book would have been much funnier had He done so.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 05/18/2008 22:35:35 |
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God HATES STUFF, including you, and He is PISSED!
