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Slater
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 Posted - 07/01/2002 : 16:11:40 [Permalink]
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died for your sins on the cross
What a dope. With the wimpy sins I've comitted he could gotten away just with a punch in the nose.
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@tomic
Administrator
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 16:16:28 [Permalink]
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I would say
virgin birth
died for your sins on the cross
resurrection on 3rd day
was God (trinity)
Wow, even the Mithrains can be Christians! Since these cover Mithra too and all. Hey Six, did you know Mithra had a mother called Mary and that she gave birth to Mithra in the virgin method? He was resurrected and was God too. How about that.
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@tomic
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 16:17:17 [Permalink]
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Oh yeah, I almost fogot. See my avatar? That's buddy Mithra!
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 16:21:49 [Permalink]
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XEV, Why are you posting out of context on my and lars conversation?
Because you haven't responded to anything of substance, I haven't got a man around to have wild, passionate sex with, and it's too hot to finish "Beyond Good and Evil".
So I am bored and reduced to amusing myself at your expense.
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@tomic
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 16:29:22 [Permalink]
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Because you haven't responded to anything of substance, I haven't got a man around to have wild, passionate sex with, and it's too hot to finish "Beyond Good and Evil".
So I am bored and reduced to amusing myself at your expense.
yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Oscar Wilde's excuse, too. 
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 16:36:28 [Permalink]
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yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Oscar Wilde's excuse, too.
Hush now, or sixdays will start screaming about how all homosexuals are burning in hell or something....
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Oh yeah, I almost fogot. See my avatar? That's buddy Mithra!
You're God, @tomic? Good, I had a question...
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hey God, why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what i'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God, i think you owe me a great big apology
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
hey God, i really don't know what you mean
seems like salvation comes only in our dreams
i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme
hey God, can this world really be as sad as it seems
hey God, there's nothing left for me to hide
i lost my ignorance, security and pride
i'm all alone in this fucking world you must despise
hey God, i believed your promises, your promises and lies
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
(terrible lie)
you made me throw it all away
my morals left to decay (terrible lie)
how many you betray
you've taken everything (terrible lie)
my head is filled with disease
my skin is begging you please (terrible lie)
i'm on my hands and knees
i want so much to believe
i want so much to believe
you fucking promised me
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Slater
SFN Regular
USA
1668 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 17:33:11 [Permalink]
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I might add, that a water downed version of the bible where Genesis becomes a "story" instead of a literal account has in some cases caused people to blieve that Jesus Christ was also just a storybook character. These people who listen to the theory of evolution and believed Jesus was also a story turned from their salvation when they denied Christ his Lordship in their lives.
This is probably the most truthful thing any Creationist has written here at SFN.
If Genesis is a fake then there was no fall of man. No fall = no need to be saved = no Christ.
Then you can forget about evolution being the sticking point. There is no branch of science that doesn't contradict the Eden myth. As Galileo found out , much to his dismay.
"Storybook"? It has a magic pile of dust, a magic rib bone, and a piece of magic fruit. Not to mention one of the main characters is a talking snake and another a superman. Of course it is a storybook. A tale only fit for small children.
You don't need a savior, you were never in any danger. There was no "fall." There is nothing to save you from--except superstition.
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Sixdays
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 17:57:37 [Permalink]
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XEV, Why are you posting out of context on my and lars conversation?
Because you haven't responded to anything of substance, I haven't got a man around to have wild, passionate sex with, and it's too hot to finish "Beyond Good and Evil".
So I am bored and reduced to amusing myself at your expense.
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Every problem has a solution. Only sometimes the solutions involve imaginary numbers and make my head hurt.
So Xev, let me get this right..your posting out of context messages at my expense?
If your bored maybe you should buy some new batteries for your man replacement.
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Sixdays
New Member
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 18:02:58 [Permalink]
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Slater posted:
"Storybook"? It has a magic pile of dust, a magic rib bone, and a piece of magic fruit. Not to mention one of the main characters is a talking snake and another a superman. Of course it is a storybook. A tale only fit for small children.
Now wait a minute Slater, would you have me believe that a lightningbolt struck a puddle of sludge and a cell emerged that turned into a fish, that sprouted legs, grew fur, stood up, ate bananas then learned how to build computers????
Talk about stories. Phew.
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@tomic
Administrator
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 18:14:05 [Permalink]
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Now wait a minute Slater, would you have me believe that a lightningbolt struck a puddle of sludge and a cell emerged that turned into a fish, that sprouted legs, grew fur, stood up, ate bananas then learned how to build computers????
How about because approximations of this have been reproduced in the laboratory and the rest of it since the start left clear signs for all to see and it occurs as we type here. Deny it if you want but evolution is happening as has been observed.
What experiments have been done to support your theory?
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 18:18:51 [Permalink]
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So Xev, let me get this right..your posting out of context messages at my expense?
Ahhhh....realization dawns on the fundie.
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If your bored maybe you should buy some new batteries for your man replacement.
Thanks, but I prefer actual sex to masturbation, and physical masturbation to the excersize in intellectual masturbation known as creationism.
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Antie
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 07/01/2002 : 18:32:00 [Permalink]
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> Now wait a minute Slater, would you have me believe that a
> lightningbolt struck a puddle of sludge and a cell emerged that
> turned into a fish, that sprouted legs, grew fur, stood up, ate
> bananas then learned how to build computers????
You're amazing! That's exactly how straw men evolved!
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 18:53:25 [Permalink]
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You're amazing! That's exactly how straw men evolved!
Yea....and then there evolved the skeptic with a flamethrower
For what good are straw men if one cannot set them alight?
Oh, okay fine, I just wanted to post the picture of the babe with a flamethrower. :)
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 19:00:20 [Permalink]
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Whoaaaaaaa! How did you know I wanted a new wall mural? 
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 19:07:45 [Permalink]
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XEV, Why are you posting out of context on my and lars conversation?
Because you haven't responded to anything of substance, I haven't got a man around to have wild, passionate sex with, and it's too hot to finish "Beyond Good and Evil".
So I am bored and reduced to amusing myself at your expense.
Xev, PM me your location. I can probably be on my way within 24 hours. And besides, tomorrow is my birthday.
Be careful, I bruise easily.
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