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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
 Posted - 06/23/2001 : 03:04:21
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Love it, thanks.
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THE TOP TEN ADVERTISING SLOGANS BEING CONSIDERED
BY VIAGRA
10. Viagra ... It's "Whaaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra ... The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra ... Like a rock.
7. Viagra ... When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra ... Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra ... Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra ... Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra ... Tastes great! ... More filling!
2. Viagra ... We bring more things to life.
and
1. This is your penis; this is your penis on drugs.
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Espritch
Skeptic Friend
USA
284 Posts |
 Posted - 06/23/2001 : 12:59:06 [Permalink]
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How about...
Viagra ... So it can take a licking and keep on ticking.
Or for the really cock sure...
Viagra ... I can't believe you ate the whole thing
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2001 : 17:45:29 [Permalink]
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Okay, it's gonna be Viagra jokes, huh? Those of you with tender sensebilities just go on to another post. Nothing to see here, move along.
In pharmacology all drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is called Acetaminophen. Advil is Ibuprofen. Rogaine is Minoxidil; and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin. Just thought you might want to bring your records up to date.
Lisa
Chaos...Confusion...Destruction...My Work Here Is Done |
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2001 : 18:27:32 [Permalink]
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Mycoxafloppin
LOL I just about blew Coke out of my nose. Just when you thought you had heard them all
@tomic
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Greg
Skeptic Friend
USA
281 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2001 : 07:18:57 [Permalink]
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin. Just thought you might want to bring your records up to date.
It's actually Mycoxaphyllin. I know these things, I work for a pharmaceutical company.
Greg
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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
166 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2001 : 11:27:43 [Permalink]
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Are you an HPLC monkey, Greg?
Bozola
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Greg
Skeptic Friend
USA
281 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2001 : 19:21:54 [Permalink]
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Are you an HPLC monkey, Greg?
No, spectroscopy/structure, chemometrics, and general p-chem stuff mostly.
Greg.
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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
166 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2001 : 11:59:22 [Permalink]
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I had to get out of the chemistry business; I picked up a nasty sensivity to diazomethane.
Bozola
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2001 : 18:20:39 [Permalink]
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Anyone hip to this book coauthored by preachers Swaggart and Bakker? It's called "The Clergy Does More Than Lay People."
Haw haw! Get it? LAY people?
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2001 : 16:02:56 [Permalink]
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A Jew, a Pole, and an Irishman walk into this bar. Bartenter looks 'em up and down and says, "Whaddis dis? Some kinda joke?"
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2001 : 18:11:12 [Permalink]
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A Jew, a Pole, and an Irishman walk into this bar. Bartenter looks 'em up and down and says, "Whaddis dis? Some kinda joke?"
I guess if you have to explain, it won't be funny but I don't get it. Can you explain?
"It's all hype, until you prove it"
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Tokyodreamer
SFN Regular
USA
1447 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2001 : 21:07:47 [Permalink]
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Hee hee, it took me a second also. The entrance of the three guys is a typical starting point of innumerable jokes, so the joke is the bartender asking if "this is some kind of joke".
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Ma gavte la nata!
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2001 : 17:03:48 [Permalink]
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A sour, dour New England schoolmaster, wishing to instill in his charges the joys of Calvinism, once asked a young pupil, "Master James, can you tell the class why our pilgrim fathers came to this land?"
"Indeed I can, sir," replied the lad. "Our pilgrim fathers came to this land so that they could practice religion according to the dictates of their own consciences, and to force others to do the same."
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2001 : 17:03:50 [Permalink]
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A sour, dour New England schoolmaster, wishing to instill in his charges the joys of Calvinism, once asked a young pupil, "Master James, can you tell the class why our pilgrim fathers came to this land?"
"Indeed I can, sir," replied the lad. "Our pilgrim fathers came to this land so that they could practice religion according to the dictates of their own consciences, and to force others to do the same."
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2001 : 03:00:21 [Permalink]
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Hee hee, it took me a second also. The entrance of the three guys is a typical starting point of innumerable jokes, so the joke is the bartender asking if "this is some kind of joke".
OH! Ah, ok? Thanks anyway for explaining. I guess it's a little funny when you put it that way but I didn't know that's how jokes start. Hum, the more I think about it, ......no, I thought I had it but just a temporary laps. Heh, he.
"It's all hype, until you prove it"
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2001 : 22:46:20 [Permalink]
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Baby Mop!.....New from Ronco, WallyMart or someone. |
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