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the_ignored
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2562 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2003 :  05:01:24  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message
Type in Jesus Christ and see what you get! (in form of first name, last name, of course!)

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
>
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
>
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.

What brought that on? this. Original posting here.

Another example of this guy's lunacy here.

the_ignored
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2562 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2003 :  05:23:47   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message
Even better: type in Ken Ham! :)

>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
>
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
>
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.

What brought that on? this. Original posting here.

Another example of this guy's lunacy here.
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1990 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2003 :  06:36:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
Ha! Try lord god, virgin mary.......

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Tim
SFN Regular

USA
775 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2003 :  06:41:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Tim a Private Message
How about George Bush--He's a naughty boy!

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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Computer Org
Skeptic Friend

392 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2003 :  10:09:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Computer Org a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by the_ignored

Type in Jesus Christ and see what you get! (in form of first name, last name, of course!)

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

'Stroking' my ego, I tried "Computer Org". Ach!!

On the other hand, since I don't believe that Jesus was the Christ (--or, more exactly, since I am agnostic and indifferent about the matter--), I guess that I shouldn't feel shock.

(Edited to fix ForumCode anomalies.)
Edited by - Computer Org on 02/08/2003 11:46:29
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Valiant Dancer
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USA
4826 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2003 :  07:53:09   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by the_ignored

Type in Jesus Christ and see what you get! (in form of first name, last name, of course!)

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html



Heres a list of all the smurf names you could have
"Conrad",
"Raspy",
"Very Uninteresting",
"Chesty",
"Bambi",
"Insatiable",
"Quantum",
"Lydia",
"Groupie",
"Vanilla Ice",
"Maximus",
"Stanky",
"Hoochie",
"Stoner",
"Trusty",
"Cujo",
"Fidel",
"Naughty",
"Doctor",
"Cleft Palate",
"Britney",
"Flopsy Mopsey",
"The",
"Chanukah",
"Squanto",
"Igneous",
"Megatron",
"Full Monty",
"Yahweh",
"Q*Bert",
"Futzy",
"Meshugana",
"Pimpin'",
"Fetid",
"Fictitious",
"M.C.",
"Cuddly",
"Disgruntled",
"Heterosexual",
"Jurassic",
"Deadly",
"Queasy",
"Waspinator",
"Stews in His Own Gravy",
"Stickleback",
"Fundamentalist",
"Drippy",
"Hannibal",
"Jojoba",
"Kung Pao",
"Boozy",
"Radioactive",
"Fatass",
"Ichabod",
"Phil the",
"Erectile Dysfunction",
"Transparent",
"Moo Goo Gai",
"Talk to the Hand",
"Son of",
"Smurf Smurf",
"Pantsless",
"Super Absorbant",
"Yakuza",
"Very Tall",
"Stoolie",
"Ebola",
"Chicken-Fried",
"New-and-Improved",
"Junkie",
"Lemon-Fresh",
"As-Seen-on-TV",
"Stalker",
"Man-Eating",
"Ibn al'",
"Litigious",
"You Go",
"Slowly Evaporating",
"The Real Slim",
"Golden Flash",
"Critically Ill",
"Killdozer",
"Colicky",
"Slappy",
"Cletus the Slack-Jawed",
"Phlegmy",
"Nascar",
"Odoriferous",
"Noxious",
"Erotic"

Yeah, I viewed the source code for the page. Why do you ask?

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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gezzam
SFN Regular

Australia
751 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2003 :  14:10:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit gezzam's Homepage Send gezzam a Private Message
You just had to ruin the magic for everyone.....

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

Al Franken
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Radar
New Member

United Kingdom
20 Posts

Posted - 02/24/2003 :  07:05:04   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Radar a Private Message
Man-eating smurf how cool is that

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

I spy with my little eye a UFO, Unattached fit object.
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Kaneda Kuonji
Skeptic Friend

USA
138 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2003 :  21:02:12   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Kaneda Kuonji a Private Message
I am Cujo Smurf, should I be afraid?

Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org

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Jelly Fish
New Member

46 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2003 :  05:45:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Jelly Fish an AOL message Send Jelly Fish a Private Message
yay..........Fidel Smurf

Now that really is cool.

Jelly

Glendower..“I can call spirits from the vasty deep.”
Hotspur..“Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?”
Jelly.."Not a hope in hell"
adapted from Henry 1V part 1 by Mr W. Shakespeare
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