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Kaneda Kuonji
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USA
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Posted - 01/25/2002 :  04:33:26  Show Profile Send Kaneda Kuonji a Private Message
Has anyone ever watched "Vampire Hunter D"? It had a very interesting plotline involving count Magnus Lee. Now, here's where it gets fun, let us come up with something that deals with some of the hypocrites of the world. And hey, these guys are vampires anyway, so it makes sense.

I nominate Jerry Falwell as the main villain, with Pat Robertson, Jack Chick, and some of the Creationists as his minions. Who wants to help out in this round-robin?

Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org

gezzam
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Australia
751 Posts

Posted - 01/17/2003 :  11:17:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit gezzam's Homepage Send gezzam a Private Message
Talking about Falwell, I was reading his Bio on his website (I don't know why I continue to go to these places, it's like porn....you know it's wrong but you just can't help it)

My fondest memory in high school was getting to know our assistant principal, William E. Wright,

Onya, nerdy boy.....

he was the nearest thing to a pastor that I had known intimately until I became a Christian in my second year at Lynchburg College. He loved all the students.... but especially the "active" ones, like me.

Active huh Jerry???? Actively what???

He gave us his personal and loving attention.

Oh, thats it....sorry

I enjoyed mathematics, physics and other courses which might lead into engineering.

To think, he could have been hanging out with Hovind and Gish by now..

During the past 35 years or so, we have expelled prayer from our schools and legalized abortion on demand. Our divorce rate has soared to 50%. There are one million teen pregnancies each year. We have a drug epidemic. We are considering legalizing same sex marriage and trying hard to normalize the gay and lesbian lifestyle. School violence has burst upon the scene. Our culture is collapsing. Hollywood, television, video games, internet pornography and other influences are destroying our children and our values. America is in serious jeopardy of self-destructing.

Bad, bad America.....how could you all have turned your back on the almighty....lol

It's all from http://www.falwell.com/meet_falwell.html and is a little amusing, but mostly painful

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

Al Franken
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Valiant Dancer
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USA
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Posted - 01/17/2003 :  12:29:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Kaneda Kuonji

Has anyone ever watched "Vampire Hunter D"? It had a very interesting plotline involving count Magnus Lee. Now, here's where it gets fun, let us come up with something that deals with some of the hypocrites of the world. And hey, these guys are vampires anyway, so it makes sense.

I nominate Jerry Falwell as the main villain, with Pat Robertson, Jack Chick, and some of the Creationists as his minions. Who wants to help out in this round-robin?

Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org





Lessee.

George W. "Iraq is complying with inspections but I still gotta invade" Bush super-vilian name "Dubya Man"

Jerry Falwell as "Religious Intolerance Boy"

Jack Chick as "Lying Sack of Chick"

Pat Robertson as "Crusader Man"


Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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walt fristoe
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USA
505 Posts

Posted - 01/29/2003 :  17:06:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send walt fristoe a Private Message
"I take Him shopping with me. I say 'O.K Jesus, help me find a bargain.'"
Tammy Faye Bakker

"I started out believing God for a better car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than the one I had. Then I moved up." Jim Bakker

"When you can turn people on their head and shake them and no money falls out, then you know God's saying 'Move on son.'" A. A. Allen

How's that for hypocrisy?

"If God chose George Bus of all the people in the world, how good could God be?"
Bill Maher
Edited by - walt fristoe on 01/31/2003 16:50:56
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Kaneda Kuonji
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USA
138 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2003 :  21:00:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Kaneda Kuonji a Private Message
That is a lot of hypocrisy indeed...too bad the media needs more coverage of this. I made that post over a year ago, so I guess I need to get going :)

Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org

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Jelly Fish
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46 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2003 :  05:43:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Jelly Fish an AOL message Send Jelly Fish a Private Message
Tony Blair as the obedient puppy man charachter (half man/half puppy) who has the evil monkeyman 'Dubya' ( half man/half monkey) as his master.

Hang on...this is true, not makebelieve.

Jelly
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