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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 03/12/2003 : 17:48:45
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What further mysteries might lie, lurking like bejeweled goblins, beneath the mysterous sands of Egypt, that land of Nefertiti and Cleopatra?
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LAHUN, EGYPT -- Officials have quietly covered up what may be the most stunning archaeological discovery of all time: The body of a perfectly preserved, carefully mummified space alien found buried in an ancient pyramid!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57215
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
 Posted - 03/12/2003 : 18:46:01 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
What further mysteries might lie, lurking like bejeweled goblins, beneath the mysterous sands of Egypt, that land of Nefertiti and Cleopatra?
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LAHUN, EGYPT -- Officials have quietly covered up what may be the most stunning archaeological discovery of all time: The body of a perfectly preserved, carefully mummified space alien found buried in an ancient pyramid!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57215
Apparently space alien mummies aren't all that uncommon, even in this country! Check this out! |
"If God chose George Bus of all the people in the world, how good could God be?"
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2003 : 22:08:10 [Permalink]
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| Did anyone notice the "Design Iraq's New Flag" contest? WWN cracks me up.... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
238 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2003 : 20:10:03 [Permalink]
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| Something about the term 'space alien' just carries 10x more weight with me than just 'alien' |
What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?
"I was asked if I would do a similar sketch but focusing on the shortcomings of Islam rather than Christianity. I said, 'No, no I wouldn't. I may be an atheist but I'm not stupid.'" - Steward Lee |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2003 : 04:04:53 [Permalink]
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Hey! WWN is really a Skeptic Tabloid in drag.
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WARNING: COW MANURE DOES NOT CURE AIDS!
A pair of crooked Calcutta con men were arrested when their "miracle cure" for AIDS, cancer and tuberculosis turned out to be made of cow dung and urine!
The heartless flimflam men allegedly charged 650 rupees -- about $13 -- for each bottle of the foul-smelling, bogus medicine.
"They were selling these bottles for everything under the sun," Calcutta's deputy commissioner of police Sivaji Ghosh told reporters. "It was a bit surprising to see this happening in a big city."
Cops said the practice of selling bogus "medicines" is more common in small villages.
Published on: February 21, 2003
And, of course, my new weekly workout routine...YESSSSS....
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LOOKING AT BREASTS MAKES MEN LIVE LONGER
... says New England Journal of Medicine
Staring at boobs for just 10 minutes is equal to 30 minutes of aerobics, says study.
Men can live longer, healthier, happier lives by taking time out everyday to stare at women's boobs!
In fact, new research published in the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine shows that 10 minutes of ogling a gal's hooters provides men with a cardiovascular workout equal to a 30-minute aerobics workout in the gym.
That means knocking back whiskeys in a topless bar, thumbing through a Playboy magazine or gazing at our luscious Page 5 Girl is probably better for most men than jogging like an idiot on a treadmill!
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby, the curvy German researcher who conducted the research.
She found in a massive, five-year study of 200 men that breast-oglers had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and a healthier pulse rate than timid men who fear staring at women's torpedoes.
"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier and our study proves it," explained Dr. Weatherby.
"Engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Plus, this, a link from WWN teaches you how to be a 'Playa'.
http://www.becomeaplayer.com/index.htm
Man, the pick-up lines are amazing. I think I'll try a few.
http://www.becomeaplayer.com/pickuplines.htm
And, I still haven't the Iraq flag contest. I wanted to enter...
Seriously, I often get these things confused. Is WWN sattire, or does this nonsense have real meaning in some imbecile's head? |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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