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gezzam
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Australia
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 Posted - 04/24/2003 : 08:06:42
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From the "you can't be serious" archive....
Apparently Ari is making the ladies swoon.......
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"You are so damned hot... And smart, too! I ... am enthralled by your ... adorably handsome appearance."
"You are so cute and intelligent."
"I believe he is the first bald man I have ever been attracted to!!!"
No, these are not accolades for Bruce Willis, rather excerpts from fan mail to White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer posted on the Web. Not since the heady days of mini Adonis George Stephanopoulos has a presidential spinmeister received such attention from the ladies.
"My friend and I have our own 'club' for Ari and are big fans!" wrote two girls from Washington State on Ari Fan Club, one of several sites devoted to Fleischer. "He is just very comforting and ... nice. He is so eloquent and trustable! We are definitely fans of Ari! ... We're two teenage girls with a political icon crush! Strange? Yes! But he's a cool guy!"
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 04/24/2003 : 08:44:59 [Permalink]
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 10:50:47 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by gezzam
From the "you can't be serious" archive....
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He is so eloquent and trustable!
Trustable???
OH...MY...GAWD!!! |
"If God chose George Bus of all the people in the world, how good could God be?"
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 04:00:20 [Permalink]
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Trustable???
Hmm. Yes. "Trustable." Indeed.
I am unable to decide if this reflects upon our educational system, the intellegence of the fan, or both. I hope it is just the fan plus home schooling. If not, we are raising a generation containing a staggering percentage of dolts unable not only to speak properly, but lacking critical thinking skills as well. These, added to the equally staggering percentage of dolts that we already have, will spell the demise of American culture, if it's not already gone.
And just wait 'till the fundies take over all the school boards. Hah, hah! We ain't seen nothin', yet! (Big Dummy Smiley here)
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 04:37:34 [Permalink]
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| Okay, so the guy's got a fan club. Even James Carville had a couple of goofy gal's fawning over his televised persona. Here's the real test; Let's see if he's got any fans over at Planet Out! |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 10:50:39 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
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Trustable???
Hmm. Yes. "Trustable." Indeed.
I am unable to decide if this reflects upon our educational system, the intellegence of the fan, or both. I hope it is just the fan plus home schooling. If not, we are raising a generation containing a staggering percentage of dolts unable not only to speak properly, but lacking critical thinking skills as well. These, added to the equally staggering percentage of dolts that we already have, will spell the demise of American culture, if it's not already gone.
And just wait 'till the fundies take over all the school boards. Hah, hah! We ain't seen nothin', yet! (Big Dummy Smiley here)
"American culture"? What's that? 
The lack of critical thinking skills is not new, but has been inculcated into the electorate on purpose, so that it can be more easily manipulated (to buy crap, to vote for idiots, etc.). And I think you're absolutely right, we ain't seen nuthin' yet! 
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