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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 11/30/2003 : 07:40:05
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It was foretold; warnings have been spread around for untold generations. And none of you blasphmous heathen bastards paid the least attention, did you? Oh no, rather you ridiculed the Beast with disbelief and hilarity, even as He was preparing Gehenna to recieve your shrivled, leperous souls.
Well, pretty damned soon now, you're gonna get your long over-due comeuppance. Bigtime, yessiree! Whilst the Devout and Godly are getting a Mega-Rapture Production (on Pay per View. Check your Faith-Based TV Listings), you will be hurled in amongst Mohammedins, Hindoos, Fat Buddiests, Pagans, Roy Moore and John Ashcroft critics, Democrats, unwashed and drunken Bikers, Hillary Clinton, and all the rest of those who failed to pander until their knees were bloody to the One True Belief. Oh, how the Faithful, the True Christians, will enjoy the symphony of your agonized howls and the spectical of sprays of enamal flying from your gnashing teeth!
Even the little, bitty, babies are going to pay in spades for not Believing! So all you heretic scum better sit up and take notice; the End Times ain't just a'coming, they're HERE!!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
 Posted - 11/30/2003 : 08:32:02 [Permalink]
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The blasphemous demon of the apocalypse has arrived!!!! 666, Markus'de beast!!!
(remember back in the sixties when plastic charge cards made their way here, and the fundies riling and seething about the end of the world? What a fucking joke!)
Yes, dear god, save our retched souls!....in the same breath, many ministers are rubbing two sticks together - maybe the passing collection plate can have that receiver in it for auto-10%-tithing-credit-deduct from parishioner's accounts.
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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ljbrs
SFN Regular
USA
842 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2003 : 16:23:18 [Permalink]
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Oh, I have heard that song before. However, I am still waiting. Perhaps I am a bit of a masochist? Whee! The end is coming, the end is coming, the end is coming.
Whenever...
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"Innumerable suns exist; innumerable earths revolve about these suns in a manner similar to the way the seven planets revolve around our sun. Living beings inhabit these worlds."
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2003 : 16:49:48 [Permalink]
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Great! now maybe the Rapture will happen soon, and we can get rid of these damned televangelists and their followers!  |
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Paladin
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 11/30/2003 : 20:04:53 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by walt fristoe
Great! now maybe the Rapture will happen soon, and we can get rid of these damned televangelists and their followers!
Indeed! How are those poor televangelists going to make a living if Jesus shows up?  |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2003 : 08:53:59 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Paladin
[quote]Originally posted by walt fristoe
Great! now maybe the Rapture will happen soon, and we can get rid of these damned televangelists and their followers!
Indeed! How are those poor televangelists going to make a living if Jesus shows up?
Not to worry, Paladin. Pat & Jerry, Ken & Benny, et al, will not only survive, but prosper. If Jesus should be so foolish as to actually book a return engagement (or another one, if you count his storied escape from the tomb), the holy, electronic blatherskites would immeadatly castigate him as some sort of liberal-commie, cross-dressing, hippy-type, weirdo-freak. They'd brand anyone following or even listening to him as cultists on the scale of the late Heaven's Gate and fervently pray, loudly and pubicly, that the entire, scrofulous congregation is either locked up, or better still, Wacoed.
I fear that the teachings of Jesus have little relevence in our modern world, except the, "I come with a sword!" and "You got to hate your parents!" parts (I have a little trouble with these last. Big J might have been a little far out, but he didn't seem to have been quite that sort of lunatic. It's concievable that we're being spun yet another holy yarn  ).
Hey Randy, I too lived through the '60s. I don't rightly remember much of anything from that decade......
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2003 : 14:40:05 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Hey Randy, I too lived through the '60s. I don't rightly remember much of anything from that decade......
I'm sure there must be a good reason for that...
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