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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
 Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:16:38
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Hi. I've been lurking for awhile, but decided to register today. As my introductory post, I decided to add a touch of humor.
http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/
This is my collection of hilarious comments by assorted ideological nuts on a variety of message boards.
If you've seen the April edition earlier, you can just wait till the page fully loads and click the "Read update" link to scroll down automatically. Otherwise, it makes fun for an ... interesting read from the very beginning. ;)
Pick out the best! Award nominations (like the "Pot and Kettle Prize" or "Death by Irony Overdose Certificate," but you can invent your own) are welcome. Here's a fun one:
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"Bin Laden's Going To Nuke Miami... The NWO [New World Order] will use Bin Laden to Nuke Miami! CIA patsy/pawn Bin Laden will 'punish Miami' for being the home of Digital Angel, implantable micro chips. From what I have found in the codes Laden will use a Russian Nuke to cause a literal holocaust in Miami. In swift retaliation, and an excuse to get rid of Damascus, Bush will Nuke Damascus into a parking lot of rubble fulfilling Isaiah 17. Possible months for the Nuking of Miami are January, March or September [presumably 2004]."
- SherryShriner
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
 Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:26:21 [Permalink]
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| Welcome to SFN WinAce! And nice site. Very funny. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 17:19:57 [Permalink]
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| Hey there, WinAce. That's quite a collection you've amased. Funny and spooky all at the same time. Amazing to think a large number of those bizarre/delusional people can vote and drive cars. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 18:26:32 [Permalink]
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Hi WinAce and welcome! I know you well from II.
I hope you enjoy yourself here as much as I like your site and your excellent postings.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 21:26:29 [Permalink]
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Thanks for the welcomes and favorable comments on the site. I like this board already.
By any chance, do any fundies (or other nutters) ever show up here in the other forums? Well, I guess I'll find that out soon enough ;) |
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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 21:40:14 [Permalink]
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| Scratch that. I *knew* I shoulda checked the evolution forum first instead of ones only interesting to us skeptics. ;) |
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dominic_dice
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
53 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 23:46:17 [Permalink]
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| Homosexuals caused 9-11 *chuckles*. And I like this bit "Women just don't have the capacity to do what's right without the guidance of men." *continues chuckling* |
"Are you THE dominic_dice"
"No, a dominic_dice. I come in six packs now" |
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Badger
Skeptic Friend
Canada
257 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 03:42:50 [Permalink]
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Welcome, Winace!
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If you think it's work, you're doing it wrong. |
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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 18:58:39 [Permalink]
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| My current personal favorite is the "bondage games lead to human sacrifice" series of posts by jessedance. I personally witnessed that exchange, but it was so ridiculous I think I only tossed out a few one-liners. Toward the end, I suggested he submit that to Jack Chick for inclusion in a new tract. |
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
1278 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 09:46:33 [Permalink]
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oh, the spelling! The grammar! The horror!
I also liked the Harry Potter=Wiccan spiritual teaching  |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
-Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Caroll- |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 12:58:33 [Permalink]
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"When I was reading all these posts, I remembered something I learned of a christian radio program. Sin causes death, it is the reason things decay and die. So couldn't the reason that the earth seems older than it is be from sin?"
- ratioann, TheologyWeb
This is the sort of thing that tempts me to return to TWeb. everybody needs a good chuckle at least several times a day.
Again WinAce, thanks! 
Edited to clean up a little of my own speling.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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the_ignored
SFN Addict
2562 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 18:26:17 [Permalink]
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Well, here's a cure for the fundy sites:
http://forums.wtf.com/index.php?
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>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 17:24:53 [Permalink]
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May issue finally online!
Yet another round of fundamentalist lunacy:
- Laugh!! As they argue Noah used state-of-the-art technology to keep animals alive on the Ark!
- Shudder!! As they assert a Godly man can commit no evil!
- Bang your head against the wall!! As they call Libya a "South African" country!
- Hope they never hear voices... telling them to kill people!! As they admit they'd kill for any strange heretofore-unknown god who asked, just "to get in its good graces"!
- Weep for Humanity!!! When they write that slaves escaping from the South during the Civil War would have been sinning if literate enough to read the Bible!
As always, pick out and nominate the best. Submissions are also welcome, but I would prefer it if you used email ( allan_glenn@hotmail.com ) instead of leaving them in the thread, where I may not get to them for a while. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 18:32:36 [Permalink]
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Hmmm...
I used to be on Rapture Ready, but got thrown out.
The reason? Well, I offended the moderator by saying I had a nightmare in which I dreamt that the current president of the United States was the anti-christ. She called it "slandering a fellow Christian" and promptly booted me. I could not send a PM to anyone to explain that it wasn't intentional, and the E-mail I sent has been ignored.
I don't know if I would have stayed at RR anyway. Some of those fundies are just too crazy even for me. They made me afraid of the dark with their... eh... not-so-insightsful postings. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 18:34:52 [Permalink]
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quote:
"And yes, Christianity's faith totally rapes science."
- Courthead, BlizzForums
This post is so ironic I fell off my chair, stunned.
Are you sure Courthead is a Fundie? |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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WinAce
New Member
USA
23 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 18:43:11 [Permalink]
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| Ah, I think I saw your last RR post... at least, I distinctly felt deja vu as I read what you wrote. As for Courthead, I've debated him extensively on abortion, gay marriage and other issues, so yeah--he's definitely fundified. Although I'm happy to say I no longer post at that particular board. |
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