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filthy
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Ok, all you turkeys who rant and rave with no justification whatever that speciation has never been observed, dig it:
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People have flocked to a small village on the outskirts of Cambodia's capital after a man claimed that his ten-year-old pet dog has defied nature and the ancient tradition of her species reviling cats and given birth to a kitten.
Owner Te Huot told Deutsche Presse-Agentur that his dog, called Knou, gave birth to a grey tabby kitten after he was visited by a forest monk who claimed that the dog had mated with a tiger.
http://www.smh.com.au/text/articles/2004/08/29/1093717834174.html
I have no doubt that even Hovind would believe this, as it is right up the typical, Creationist ally.
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H. Humbert
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 Posted - 08/31/2004 : 13:00:19 [Permalink]
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Finally, this is the proof Evolutionists have been waiting for...
National Geographic should run this story immediately. |
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Ricky
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Dude
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 15:52:38 [Permalink]
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Looked like sarcasm to me....  |
Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
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Stargirl
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 15:52:47 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
[quote]The claim is a dog mated with a tiger and gave birth to a kitten.....
I don't know Ricky if a tiger mated with me I'd be so upset I'd have kittens, too.
Or is that saying so old only us old folks get it?
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H. Humbert
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 17:46:24 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
You know Dude, I can never seem to tell...
Sorry, Ricky. I guess it was somewhat of an obscure reference.
Filthy has a post from awhile back (In Verlch's Assertions--pg. 1) about the Archaeoraptor fossil, the specimen put forward as supposed evidence of the dinosaur/modern bird connection. National Geographic ran an article on it, then scientists officially declared it a hoax. National Geographic had dino egg on it's face and had to publish a retraction. Creationists had a field day, and continue still to crow about how "scientists" were duped into believing a hoax. (Even though it has been pointed out countless times that National Geographic isn't a scientific publication, it's a popular one.)
So, my little joke was that NG wouldn't have learned its lesson and would be quick to publish an even more incredible story concerning evolution. Yeah, I guess it's not funny when you have to explain it... 
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filthy
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 18:02:56 [Permalink]
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The truly hilarious part about the Archaeoraptor flim-flam is that it is still a very valuable fossil. The parts were of previously unknown species from the same era.
Looks to me like the joke's on the Creationists, as usual.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
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satans_mom
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 20:20:50 [Permalink]
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| Hey, something similar happened to me. Apparently, my rosebushes cross-generated with the poppies, and then out grew a pumpkin. |
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Dude
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 20:49:29 [Permalink]
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| Your growing poppies? cool. |
Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
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beskeptigal
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 22:52:50 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dude
Your growing poppies? cool.
Never been to California? I think she meant the pretty ones.
There was that article a while back about an Iranian woman giving birth to a frog.
Shouldn't this be in the humor section?
Actually, I thought the Iranian woman thing might have been some sad thing like a hydatiform mole and a real bad OBGYN. |
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H. Humbert
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Posted - 08/31/2004 : 23:23:19 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by beskeptigalActually, I thought the Iranian woman thing might have been some sad thing like a hydatiform mole and a real bad OBGYN.
Uhh, ok I followed that link and I'm not certain that's even English.
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trophoblastic proliferation with avascularity of chorionic villi
I recognize "with" and "of." Can I have a translation in "layman's" terms? 
Edit: Ok, I thought I'd be resourceful and google it myself, but then I clicked a link that took me straight to some freaky pictures and now I'm all weirded out.
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"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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filthy
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Posted - 09/01/2004 : 02:36:47 [Permalink]
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I'm reminded of the 200 pound fallopian cyst that was removed from a woman a couple of years back. It actually had hair and teeth, which I wouldn't have thought possible. As might be expected, the tabloids made a huge deal of it -- ceasaran birth of a monster, and so forth.
Not sure, but the daily Rotten might have a pic of it.
http://www.dailyrotten.com/
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
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Tim
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Posted - 09/01/2004 : 04:25:34 [Permalink]
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filthy
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Posted - 09/01/2004 : 06:32:53 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
Funny thing about the internet...The National Enquirer can have a sordid affair with National Geographic and out pops the perverse DailyRotten and Rotten.com. It's enough to fill Matt Drudge with tons of warm, glowing pride.
Yeh, ain't it great? I gots to have my daily dose of Rotten with my morning coffee, otherwise the day just doesn't start right.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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satans_mom
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Posted - 09/01/2004 : 12:49:54 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal
There was that article a while back about an Iranian woman giving birth to a frog.
Ahahaha!!! What a funny story! |
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