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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 10:18:35
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A dead cat, for one.
I love this sort of thing. Quacks and crackpots promoting "certified this" and "member of that," when it turns out all it takes is a little cash to get those "credentials."
Damn, if I had the extra cash, I'd become a "Professional Certified Member of the AANC," too. And I'd buy myself a couple/few PhDs, as well.
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- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail) Evidently, I rock! Why not question something for a change? Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 12:31:34 [Permalink]
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Ha! If I had an extra sixty skins, I'd get a doctorate in nutrition for my house 'possum. He's a truly gifted judge in food quality and amounts to be consumed (almost anything if it's freah, and the whole, damned bowl). What creature could be more qualified?
Does this remind you of someone?
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 13:45:32 [Permalink]
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Everyone bow down to the wisdom of Henrietta. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..." Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 15:46:31 [Permalink]
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That's hilarious |
Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong. -- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n. The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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Plyss
Skeptic Friend
Netherlands
231 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 07:13:42 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Dave W. Damn, if I had the extra cash, I'd become a "Professional Certified Member of the AANC," too. And I'd buy myself a couple/few PhDs, as well.
I'm clearly taking the wrong approach on this whole PhD-thing :p On the plus-side though, mine doesn't cost any money. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 07:41:40 [Permalink]
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Yeah, Plyss, you're right. There are plenty of web sites which, in return for $500 and a description of your "life experience," will send you a bunch of documentation for a "doctorate degree." Including degrees in medical fields! |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail) Evidently, I rock! Why not question something for a change? Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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