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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 11/12/2004 : 04:12:48
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I started to put this in Humor, but thinking about it, it's not all that funny. Politics and Religion didn't look like they'd work, either. If someone feels that it needs to be moved, feel free.
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FAITH COMMUNITY, n. Evangelicals, because they are saved, and hawkish conservative Jews, because they are useful. Israel is the bait-on-the-hook just waiting for God to take that Rapturous bite.
http://www.thenation.com/edcut/index.mhtml?pid=1994
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 05:24:24 [Permalink]
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I think you found the right place, Filthy.
This one really gets me:
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HONESTY, n. Lies told in simple declarative sentences: "Freedom is on the march."
Ah, honesty. Such a lonely word. Wait, maybe they mean that freedom is marching out. Hmmm.
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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2004 : 01:40:47 [Permalink]
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This is my favorite:
"FAITH, n. The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary." |
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