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Doomar
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:48:03
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a. Death
b. Life in prison
c. 25 years in jail
d. 10 years in jail
e. 5 years in jail
f. 1 year in jail
g. 2 to 6 years, depending on what office was at stake.
h. 1 million dollar fine
i. 1/2 of your yearly wages for life.
j. pine needles imbedded under the skin w/ dirty bandages
k. 2 weeks locked in a room with electronic election machines
l. public hanging
m. public beating w/ rods
n. public humiliation, stripped and dipped in pork fat.
o. life long membership in the NRA as a target changer on the range.
p. imbedding of a computer chip in your body to always keep tabs on your location with a built in microphone.
q. 2 weeks vacation in Fallujah, Iraq.
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Mark 10:27 (NKJV) 27But Jesus looked at them and said, “With men it is impossible, but not with God; for with God all things are possible.”
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:16:32 [Permalink]
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I rather like J & Q.
I might add being staked out over a fire ant nest, being locked in a room filled with sulpher fumes, comdemend to drive I-495 around DC for a year or two, made to listen to Limbaugh and Coulter for a month straight without rest, and finally made to clean the National Zoo's monkey house with his tongue.
And prior to all of it, being force-fed hagfish mucus. After it's all over, we can then take the traitorous bastard out and shoot him.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:20:35 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Doomar
a. Death
b. Life in prison
c. 25 years in jail
d. 10 years in jail
e. 5 years in jail
f. 1 year in jail
g. 2 to 6 years, depending on what office was at stake.
h. 1 million dollar fine
i. 1/2 of your yearly wages for life.
j. pine needles imbedded under the skin w/ dirty bandages
k. 2 weeks locked in a room with electronic election machines
l. public hanging
m. public beating w/ rods
n. public humiliation, stripped and dipped in pork fat.
o. life long membership in the NRA as a target changer on the range.
p. imbedding of a computer chip in your body to always keep tabs on your location with a built in microphone.
q. 2 weeks vacation in Fallujah, Iraq.
Can I add... all of the above? |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:25:37 [Permalink]
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| Election fraud should be considered treason and treated as such, IMO. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 13:10:40 [Permalink]
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Yes Ricky, that is true, alas. But I have a solution.
To my original suggestions, I'd like to add that after the traitor is at last taken out and shot, his carcass would be dressed off, ground into burger, and sold as fast food to those odd and nefarious souls who get off on canniblism. This would, in at least a small way, help with the cost of the fucker's prosicution.
How 'bout an order o' fries with that?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 13:48:32 [Permalink]
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I say we hang em, Then we kill em!
-Pee-Wee's Big Adventure |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 16:14:40 [Permalink]
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| If I had to prosecute, treason would be the charge. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 06:40:43 [Permalink]
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After you are done with A, that kind of leaves the rest useless.
But hey... doesn't need to be done in the order presented... |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
1278 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 09:29:45 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
After you are done with A, that kind of leaves the rest useless.
As already noted by others, you can save A for desert |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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Doomar
SFN Regular
USA
714 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 09:48:42 [Permalink]
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Some ideas to add:
Forced to eat old ballots of entire counties they cheated in, with no drinking.
Must write on the black board 1 million times: "I will not ever cheat in elections again before I am hung."
Must stand on one foot on a small platform surrounded by burning coals of old ballots and trashed electronic voting machines, one minute for each ballot messed with.
Placed in a dark pit of snakes, one snake for each ballot tampered with. No time limit.
Forced to each live roaches, one for each ballot tampered with.
Staked up in underwear on a precinct wall with water balloons or darts given to each voter to use as they will before voting.
handcuffed and blindfolded in entry way of a precinct voting place on election day with a sign over them reading: "Here is the man who helped fix the last election. (No knives or guns please)"
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Mark 10:27 (NKJV) 27But Jesus looked at them and said, “With men it is impossible, but not with God; for with God all things are possible.”
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2004 : 00:21:35 [Permalink]
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This one's easy.
Put a bar of soap in an athetic sock. For each fraudulent vote and/or voter denied his/her voice, each perpetrator gets one whack.
We can use multiple soap-filled socks, line the guilty up in the middle of a public square, and have the disenfranchised march through, assembly-line style: whack-whack-whack-whack.
No head or groin shots, since we want the frauds to remain conscious throughout the ordeal. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2004 : 04:33:56 [Permalink]
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Remove his eyelids and chain him to a movie theater seat to watch a series of those chick flicks so cloying that even the chicks can't stand them.
When his brains show signs of running out of his ears, inject his hands and feet with flesh-eating bacteria, bast him in rancid fish oil, then give him to the seagulls.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2004 : 12:18:16 [Permalink]
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The charge should be treason, I agree with that.
It's a capitol offense if there ever was one.
The minimum penalty should be life in prison with no possibility of parole, but death should be an option in sentencing also.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
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Doomar
SFN Regular
USA
714 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2004 : 03:16:39 [Permalink]
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| the current penalty? from class A misdemeanor to a class D felony (1-5 years) |
Mark 10:27 (NKJV) 27But Jesus looked at them and said, “With men it is impossible, but not with God; for with God all things are possible.”
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2004 : 03:33:51 [Permalink]
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Lock him in a cell with verlch and only let him out on Masonic holidays.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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