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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 12/15/2004 : 11:10:54
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I was thinking we should come up with some new snazzy mottos for our respective countries, something which more accurately reflects the times.
Ill begin with the USA, stolen from my signature...
"If I do not beat her, she will not be scared enough to obey me."
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
Edited by - BigPapaSmurf on 12/15/2004 11:11:22
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 12/15/2004 : 11:25:56 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
I was thinking we should come up with some new snazzy mottos for our respective countries, something which more accurately reflects the times.
Ill begin with the USA, stolen from my signature...
"If I do not beat her, she will not be scared enough to obey me."
OK.
Canada -- Just leave us the hell out of it
Switzerland -- We're neutral and have all the money
France -- Celebrating our 65 year without surrendering to a major foreign power
Cuba -- Pissing off the US for over 40 years
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 11:53:56 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Ill begin with the USA, stolen from my signature...
"If I do not beat her, she will not be scared enough to obey me."
Am I missing something? Didn't that story take place in Iran? Is there allot of wife beating in the USA
USA - "Born again, Assault Carrying, Homophobes."
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I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 12:47:08 [Permalink]
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No It was refering to other countries, If we dont put the smack down, they wont obey us...
LOL Im not an advocate of wife beating, unless shes a faith healer. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 13:09:12 [Permalink]
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| Brazil: We don't know what we're up to, but at least we're cute. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 13:46:23 [Permalink]
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Haiti:
God or somefuckingbody help us! 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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TG
Skeptic Friend
USA
121 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:10:59 [Permalink]
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| Ukraine: "Better Living Through Chemistry" |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2004 : 22:09:06 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Haiti:
God or somefuckingbody help us!
This is hilarious-- but also tragically true!!! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 02:06:15 [Permalink]
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I like Siberia's motto for Brazil.  And TG's; chemstery indeed! 
Equador: Charles Darwin slept here.
Australia: Platypus capital of the world.
Antartica: Penguin capital of the world.
United States: Blatherskite capital of the world.
Cayman Islands: The Swiss don't have all of the money.
Lictenstine: Neither do the Caymans.
Afganistan: Osama bin Laden slept here.
Grenada: Ronald Reagan slept somewhere else.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 06:32:26 [Permalink]
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lmao, love the mottos, Filthy  |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 18:32:02 [Permalink]
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Somolia: Genociding our way into the future.
Iraq: The nation of liberation.
Coloumbia: World's largest producer of Cocaine Cola.
Peru: Home of the Shining Path.
El Salvador: Sardinista is not a fish.
Argentina: Don't cry for me.
Cambodia: Celebrating (insert number) years since the death of Pol Pot.
Cuba: Che lives!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Shacal
Skeptic Friend
USA
51 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 18:59:22 [Permalink]
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"The problem with communication is the illusion that we have accomplished it" |
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 19:09:21 [Permalink]
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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 20:44:13 [Permalink]
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USA -
Marketing capital of the world. |
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