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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 03/29/2005 : 11:44:13
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Jerry Falwell in the hospital,
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7326716/
Perhaps if we all pray together we can make a psi-ball big enough to karma his ass to death.
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 11:53:44 [Permalink]
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He's a scumbag.
But I don;t wish death on him.
I wish for a large scandal to break, something that discredits him so badly that his entire organization would fall apart.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 11:57:03 [Permalink]
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| Like croaking from AIDS given to him by a gay man? Sorry Im fixated on him biting it, but a bonus scandal would be swell. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 12:20:47 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Jerry Falwell in the hospital,
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7326716/
Perhaps if we all pray together we can make a psi-ball big enough to karma his ass to death.
Tempting, but by doing such, I would be assuming his karma. That's not anything I'd wish on anybody.
You do realize if he dies, another 50 nutcases inspired by him will pop up to "fill the void". My bet is on Phelps. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 12:36:34 [Permalink]
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| Indeed, Falwell is a known quantity and relatively harmless (compared to some of the other whackos out there). I'll even go so far as to hope for him to have a speedy and complete recovery from whatever ails him. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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pfretzschner
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 12:39:43 [Permalink]
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:14:56 [Permalink]
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I too, hope he has a speedy recovery so that he can then enjoy the benefits of eye fluke, firey serpent, screw worm, dengue, swamp rot, and the bleeding piles.
Don't want to wish the fucker no bad luck or nothin'.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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trishran
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:43:25 [Permalink]
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| May he benefit from a cure brought by modern medicine, rather than prayer, and live long enough to see his deepest secrets come out of the closet... |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:19:01 [Permalink]
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But wait, didn't he say he believed he was going to be raptured and not die of natural causes?
I think I'll go out and wait for the wallets and jewelry that're going to be all over the streets when everyone disappears. |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:22:15 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal
But wait, didn't he say he believed he was going to be raptured and not die of natural causes?
I think I'll go out and wait for the wallets and jewelry that're going to be all over the streets when everyone disappears.
Excellent idea!
Not to mention the properties, the bank accounts... just hope nobody's raptured while flying a plane over me. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:27:17 [Permalink]
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| I didn't realize hospitals treat pond scum. That's something else. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:43:15 [Permalink]
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MSNBC is reporting his condition to be a relapse of viral pneumonia.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7326716/
May he live long enough to experience they joys of artificial respiration, restraints, continious naso-gastric suctioning, parenteral nutrition, tube-feeding, and the permanent state of flux between total constipation and pure liquid uncontrolled stools...
Actually, now that I think about it, he'll only have to make a small adjustment for the constipation and liquid shit... instead of comming out his oral orifice, it withh just finally be comming out of the orifice it was intended to be excreted from.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 18:25:24 [Permalink]
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I'm gonna take it all back. I'll not wish ill on ol' Jerry, although, as I'm a hell-bound atheist, he'd probably wish it on me. Besides, he's doubtless carrying a thriving population of these. It's what makes his belly look like he's trying to steal a shoat under his $1,000 suit.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 19:31:59 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
Why is he in the hospital? Won't God cure him, if it was God's will for him to get better?
God might not want him to get better. Rapturing all that weight won't be easy, and he's so unctious that it'd be hard to get a grip on him. Much easier to just let him croak and then deal with his dessicated and shriveled soul in due course.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 20:17:39 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Rapturing all that weight won't be easy...
Haha, oh shit filthy, I'm not supposed to be laughing this loud at work!  |
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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