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Dude
SFN Die Hard

USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  07:57:58  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
You'd think that it was impossible for people to be so stupid....

http://www.gnn.tv/headlines/2054/Two_Dollar_Man_jailed_in_Baltimore_County

Hope this guy gets a lawyer and drops some civil grief on the cops and bestbuy.


Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth

filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  08:25:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
I haven't seen a duece since I left the service. They used to round out our pay with them. Makes me a tad nostalgic, it does.

I too, hope for a vigorous lawsuit. Damnation upon all assholes!


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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R.Wreck
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USA
1191 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  09:36:50   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send R.Wreck a Private Message
Maybe there was a problem with the bills he was using?

The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley

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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4955 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  12:12:06   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
Yikes! I go to that Best Buy sometimes! Note to self: never pay with $2 bills...
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26022 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  13:27:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
So this guy decides to print up some $7 bills as a gag, but being the perfectionist he is, he works on them really hard, and winds up with a beautiful piece of currency with a completely bogus amount on it. It's so good - he thinks to himself - that it ought to fool anyone. He decides he's gotta test his funny money.

So he drives hours into the mountains, to find a tiny little hick town with a tiny little general store with good highway access (just in case). He walks into a promising store, picks out a candy bar, and takes it to the clerk. "That'll be a buck," the clerk says. The guy opens his wallet, pulls out one of his seven-dollar bills, and hands it over.

The clerk gives him two $3 bills as change.

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Dr. Mabuse
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Sweden
9688 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  15:27:28   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
What's wrong with America these days?

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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  18:04:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

What's wrong with America these days?

We've turned into a bunch of idiots led by sick fucks!


"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

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Dude
SFN Die Hard

USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  19:34:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
quote:
What's wrong with America these days?


There are a couple of fundamental problems, all of about the same level of importance, imo.

People are not taught to think critically. In fact, the opposite is true. Accross all political divides people are actually encouraged to be credulous.

Lack of personal responsibility. Why take responsibility for your problems when you can blame somebody else?

and several others.... but they stem from those two.


Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1990 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  19:46:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
A friend had a good comment about "what's wrong with America", with saying that the country is full of lazy thinkers.

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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GeeMack
SFN Regular

USA
1093 Posts

Posted - 04/09/2005 :  21:45:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send GeeMack a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dude

People are not taught to think critically. In fact, the opposite is true. Accross all political divides people are actually encouraged to be credulous.



And it's not a new phenomena. One of my personal experiences with the discouragement of thinking was when I was in high school in the early 1970s. During that time I had an occasional disciplinary run-in with the dean of boys. I clearly recall one particular time when he looked me in the eye and said, "Young man, you are a thinker, and thinkers make waves." Although I secretly took it to be a compliment, it was abundantly clear that he did not intend it as such.
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2005 :  17:45:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by GeeMack

quote:
Originally posted by Dude

People are not taught to think critically. In fact, the opposite is true. Accross all political divides people are actually encouraged to be credulous.



And it's not a new phenomena. One of my personal experiences with the discouragement of thinking was when I was in high school in the early 1970s. During that time I had an occasional disciplinary run-in with the dean of boys. I clearly recall one particular time when he looked me in the eye and said, "Young man, you are a thinker, and thinkers make waves." Although I secretly took it to be a compliment, it was abundantly clear that he did not intend it as such.




Of course making waves is a horrible thing. You'll get everything wet!

I would love for something like that to happen to me, I think it would make a great story. My grandparents used to give us two dollar bills at random times, I think I still have a few. Maybe I should try them sometime.

Does anyone know if the man is going to sue?

Oh, and welcome to the SFN GeeMack.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard

USA
3834 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2005 :  19:52:00   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
quote:
For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, “It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world.”
What an asinine self serving excuse. Since when does a terrorist threat have anything to do with counterfeiting?

I would most definitely sue for false arrest both the store and the cops. And I'd expect Best Buy to settle out of court with something that was the equivalent of the inconvenience but I'd want the cops to all have to go through counterfeit money training.

I have seen 5 dollar bills quite smeared so I took them to the bank. They said it was normal. Since then I've noticed lots of smearing. It can be disconcerting.
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