|
|
|
|
Dik-Dik Van Dik
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
76 Posts |
 Posted - 05/12/2005 : 19:06:45
|
1. plays a board game and wins of course (he's infallable)
2. helps rappers come up with lyrics
3. puts people in life or death situations then, if he has time, rescues them,
4. fights alongside both guys in a boxing match
5. trims his beard
|
DARWIN 3:16
"The simple believeth every word." - Proverbs 14:15
|
|
|
H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 19:34:20 [Permalink]
|
Doesn't god control the weather? Perhaps then sunny days would be his time off. 
|
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
| Edited by - H. Humbert on 05/12/2005 19:40:00 |
 |
|
|
Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 14:09:18 [Permalink]
|
Speaking of god...
culled from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
|
|
|
Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
|
|
 |
|
Topic Locked
