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SFN Die Hard
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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7. Look Ma, no hands! (Probably the first uttered by us all.)
8. They can't make barbeque too hot for me! (That's one of mine.  )
9. I'll get him out of there!
10. Sure, it'a deep enough for diving off that tree!
11. Oh shit! (Often the real last words.)
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:04:05 [Permalink]
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14. Hell, I'll do it. Hold my beer.
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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:20:01 [Permalink]
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| 17. It's a kevlar vest! Now go ahead, try stab me and you'll see. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:27:58 [Permalink]
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18. I'm gonna ride this bull cause I AM A COWBOY!
19. Aw, heck, just go around the gates.
20. Whoops.
21. And he died after doing this.
22. Dammit.
23. Nice doggie.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:34:50 [Permalink]
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24. Don't be silly, there is no such thing as......
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:55:58 [Permalink]
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25. The ice is plenty thick.
26. It won't hurt you if you just hold still.
27. What time does your husband get home?
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Info Junkie
USA
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 14:00:59 [Permalink]
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Skeptic Friend
Netherlands
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 14:14:56 [Permalink]
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I have the good fortune to work in a laboratory. I love every day of it. Nevertheless, some people should never have made it outof the training labs.
The people who uttered the following phrases didn't actually die to the accidents they caused, but they did cause damage to themselves, their coworkers or their equipment.
30. (Upon using the master switch to switch on an electrophoresis device with the potmeter set to 3 Amperes) "Don't worry, these things are perfectly insulated."
31. (Upon heating an ether solution with a blue gasflame) "It boils much faster this way."
32. (Upon switching off the cooler on a reaction mixture that was refluxing on its reaction heat) "I reckon we can save some money on coolant this way."
(The mess this caused had to be chiselled outof the fumehood because the steel and glassware were molten together)
33. (Upon lifting a bacterial culture in a flask by the lid) "I always do it like this."
34. (Upon hearing the noise caused by the explosion of sucrose and perchloric acid heated to 180 degrees celcius) "Hey, what was that? It sounded like it came from my fumehood!"
35. (Upon tossing 30% hydrogen peroxide into a waste container with alkalic chemicals) "Should be safe, it's a lewis base, after all."
(This one was NASTY. The 5 people nearest got covered in caustic chemical waste. Beautiful fountain though, had a 9 foot radius)
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 15:09:15 [Permalink]
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36. Mmmmm, blowfish.
37. Just yell at it and it'll run away.
38. Look at the funny dog.
39. I don't need a rabies series.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 16:16:13 [Permalink]
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| 40. That sound? It's probably nothing... |
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pfretzschner
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 16:45:27 [Permalink]
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| 41. "This is the abandoned summer camp where all those teenagers were murdered last year? And they never found the guy who did it? Well, I guess I'll take a shower now." |
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tw101356
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 05/17/2005 : 16:56:21 [Permalink]
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42. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
The next to last words of Gen. John Sedgewick at the Battle of Spotsylvania May 8, 1864.
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