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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 05/19/2005 : 08:11:52 [Permalink]
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| 78. I'll be right there, dear, I'm just checking out "Famous Last Words" on SFN. |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend
USA
147 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 08:34:06 [Permalink]
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79. I've never seen so many goddamned Indians!
(George Armstrong Custer) |
"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."
-Robert Green Ingersoll (1833 - 1899) |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 08:43:12 [Permalink]
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80. What the hell was that? (Mayor of Hiroshima)
81. Oh, look. Airplanes. (Sailor in Pearl Harbor)
82. Hey, we can cross here, traffic isn't that heavy on this interstate.
83. I'm sober enough to drive.
84. Hey, I can fly stoned.
85. OK. everybody. 34 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 18:36:37 [Permalink]
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86. Interesting chemical reaction. What do you think it tastes like?
87. It's not sleeping, it's dead.
88. Yes, I think those pants make you look fat. |
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 19:13:23 [Permalink]
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90. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 22:33:38 [Permalink]
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94. Ok. Lets split up.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2005 : 02:25:31 [Permalink]
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95. The end is nigh!
96. We're winning the war on terror.
97. It'll be a cakewalk!
98. Naw, we're nowhere near the no-fly zone.
99. There's a finger in my chili, and I'm gonna sue!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13481 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2005 : 08:01:54 [Permalink]
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100. It could be worse…
101. Wow! I have never seen the tide drop like that. Lets get a closer look.
102. They are big but gentle creatures.
103. Okay, don't worry. Just turn around, get down on all fours and look submissive.
104. Shoot, I always feed the bears.
105. Even if I beg you, do not let me out of that room. I must gain his trust...
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13481 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2005 : 08:28:31 [Permalink]
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106. I'm sure there's enough gas to make it.
107. Now here is a politician I can trust.
108. Were just going to talk. I promise I will not loose my temper.
109. Wow, great mushrooms! Where'd ya get em?
110. Oooops.
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2005 : 11:23:05 [Permalink]
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| Et tu, Brute? |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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