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bloody_peasant
Skeptic Friend

USA
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Posted - 06/09/2005 : 09:23:38 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Dave W.
Good grief, Valiant Dancer, that's what 3 or 4 people who have corrected the Kentucky/Tennessee thing? You might consider editing that post.
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Wendy
SFN Regular

USA
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Posted - 06/09/2005 : 10:48:04 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
Seems to have a definate mainstream religion bent to it.
Agreed. I don't like it. If it were mandatory, I'd be mad as hell about it.
Another thing, how does one prove completion? Do they return with a note from a minister, rabbi, priest, etc. that states they have completed the court's required number of services? Is there a list of ministers (or the equivalent) that qualify to sign off on such completion? Can I form "The Church of Wendy" in my back yard and let all the boozers come to my house to be saved?
One wonders... 
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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

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Posted - 06/09/2005 : 10:57:58 [Permalink]
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I am a minister of the ULC, I never got my Pro-Football worships services off the ground, but if you need a break from this law Ill sign on... |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 11:34:22 [Permalink]
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Perhaps we could get Filthy's Church of the Dessicated Cockroach on the approved list. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 06/09/2005 : 12:18:21 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Boron10
Perhaps we could get Filthy's Church of the Dessicated Cockroach on the approved list.
Perhaps my humble and racous services might not be suitable for those with real substance abuse problems -- except for those who merely have difficulty locating sufficent substances to abuse, that is. However I would like to accord the judge a warm welcome if he were ever to attend our services, even if it were under dire and just threat of landing in the poogie if he failed to show.
As long as the fucker buys a round....
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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