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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 08/02/2005 : 20:30:19
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Jerry Moore, Christian game designer, is just hoping his latest project comes out before the ultimate deadline.
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PORTLAND, OR--The end of days usually isn't a major concern at game development conferences. But for Jerry Moore, it is. Moore has been around the game industry almost since the beginning, and he's concerned that he won't get his latest creation out before the end.
Moore presented his ideas at the Fourth Annual Christian Game Developer's Conference, which took place this past weekend in Portland, Oregon. He's hoping to get some help finishing his game, so he can get it in gamers' hands before Judgment Day.
"The time is short. We don't know how long it's going to be until the Lord returns," Moore said. "If we wait three years to get this game out and the trumpet sounds, it's been a great adventure for me, but it hasn't brought anybody to Christ."
Is there any medium not fit for god's message, and if so where can I immerse myself in it?
Greg Schumsky, president of a company responsible for something called the "Bibleman" franchise, literally believes himself to be on a holy crusade. quote:
Basically, I was sent here--kind of like the Blues Brothers, we're on a mission from God," Schumsky said.
Yet the article is not without unintended hilarity.quote:
Like Moore, Jesse Rapczak also has his mind on the apocalypse, but for a different reason. He wants to create a game in the mold of the Battlefield series that pits Christians and Jews against the forces of the Antichrist.
"We're thinking of changing things because the Christians and the Jews are so underpowered," Rapczak said.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
Edited by - H. Humbert on 08/02/2005 20:37:55
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the_ignored
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Posted - 08/02/2005 : 23:08:52 [Permalink]
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"Is there any medium not fit for god's message, and if so where can I immerse myself in it?"
Yes, porn. |
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2005 : 01:12:47 [Permalink]
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Ah, yes. Dear old pornography, how could I have forgotten thee?
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
| Edited by - H. Humbert on 08/03/2005 01:14:32 |
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woolytoad
Skeptic Friend
313 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2005 : 05:09:23 [Permalink]
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"I think Christian content is much more accepted when it's aimed at a children's market," said Kathy Bucklin, the senior producer at Crave Entertainment, the company that is publishing The Bible Game.
hmmm ... |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 08/03/2005 : 06:44:40 [Permalink]
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Jerry should kick back and relax. History is filled with doomsday and rupture prophets, none of them coming even close, and I rather doubt that the current crop of drooling Bedlam candidates will fare any better.
I do hope he'll not be too disappointed when his game beats the eternal deadline and is successful, but if he needs a little consolation, I, generous fellow that I am, will help him spend the revenues it generates.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 08/03/2005 : 07:58:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by woolytoad
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"I think Christian content is much more accepted when it's aimed at a children's market," said Kathy Bucklin, the senior producer at Crave Entertainment, the company that is publishing The Bible Game.
hmmm ...
Well, didn't Jesus say something to the effect that you must have the mind of a child to enter heaven (or some such thing)? |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 08/03/2005 : 08:09:32 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by the_ignored
"Is there any medium not fit for god's message, and if so where can I immerse myself in it?"
Yes, porn.
You so read my mind. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 08/03/2005 : 09:54:03 [Permalink]
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| Wow they have a time machine! They can go back to 1999 and release the game before the Millinium 2nd coming/Apocolypse. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2005 : 17:23:05 [Permalink]
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"Is there any medium not fit for god's message, and if so where can I immerse myself in it?"
Yes, porn.
Or you could take up golf. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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woolytoad
Skeptic Friend
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Posted - 08/03/2005 : 22:39:34 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
quote:
Originally posted by the_ignored
"Is there any medium not fit for god's message, and if so where can I immerse myself in it?"
Yes, porn.
You so read my mind.
Chick who likes porn. Rrrreow  |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2005 : 02:12:43 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by the_ignored
"Is there any medium not fit for god's message, and if so where can I immerse myself in it?"
Yes, porn.
I wouldn't be so sure...
How about "hookers for Jesus"?
http://www.dci.dk/index.php?artikel=245
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"To whom shall we go? - Thou alone hast the spirit of eternal life! - - -Listen! Hear ye the words I have given thy father David. - - - Help Maria to catch this fish. Give her, Lord, Thy web. In Jesus name! Make the lure so attractive he cannot resist it ! He's hypnotized! He's fascinated in that which he dreams of, the materialization of a dream of love, this spirit embodied in her flesh for which he hungers. - - Help her, 0 God, to catch men! - - Hook them through her flesh! Crucify her flesh, Lord, on the barb of Thy Spirit! - - They shall come, many great fishes, many great and strong and honorable and important fishes shall surround thee..." The drawing on the backside of the letter shows a woman catching a man and the text is: "Hooker for Jesus!"
And for those how get aroused by women making out with women:
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The only forms of sex which God "prohibits or limits or frowns upon are fornications, adultery, incest and sodomy."
"Sodomy" is male homosexuality. Lesbianism, or homosexual activity between women, does not seem to be prohibited specifically in Gods word... Contrary to popular belief.
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Perhaps I should add that this sect has been under the investigation for child abuse (sexual and otherwise). |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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| Edited by - Dr. Mabuse on 08/11/2005 02:14:58 |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2005 : 05:28:34 [Permalink]
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You forgot bestiality,
lev 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
No bull dykes rule?,
22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Only lesbo reference according to SAB,
rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2005 : 17:13:48 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Only lesbo reference according to SAB,
rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Well, the last verse there seems to leave a lot of room for interpretations. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2005 : 20:06:33 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Only lesbo reference according to SAB,
rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Well, the last verse there seems to leave a lot of room for interpretations.
Hands - the tools of the devil...? |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2005 : 21:43:59 [Permalink]
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| Only if they're idle, apparently... |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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