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Randy
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Posted - 11/15/2005 :  18:15:17  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
For your enjoyment...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42572

I noticed a bit of a format change at the Onion a few weeks ago. One of my favorites each week is "America Speaks". It used to be one topic, but now it's several topics each week.
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson

pleco
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Posted - 11/15/2005 :  18:18:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit pleco's Homepage Send pleco a Private Message
quote:
"Splendid! Now the only authorities left who subscribe to these wacko theories [Intelligent Design] are safely contained in the highest echelons of executive, legislative, and judicial government."


LMAO!
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart.
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Ricky
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Posted - 11/15/2005 :  21:03:33   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
Second to last section, guy on the right:

quote:
"$8 billion?! I know some day laborers that could put up that fence for under 60 bucks as long as you don't tell them what it's for."


I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
Edited by - Ricky on 11/15/2005 21:04:19
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