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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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 Posted - 01/04/2006 : 13:06:57
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What's the funniest spam email title you've seen?
I got one today for which the title was, "Do not Flood with your Sperm the Neighborhood."
I'll try to avoid that. Honest.
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- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 16:15:20 [Permalink]
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Sperm spam.
I get a few on my hotmail account. Dunno if it's due to malaprops or just computer spam mish-mosh, some Viagra spam titles read like contorted Latin or such....
Maximus Erectorus Magificiate. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2006 : 15:58:48 [Permalink]
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| I don't know why the mail servers don't set up a grammar filter to catch spam. I get about 10/day that have the most bizarre subject lines that any basic filter program should be able to filter out. If I see any funny ones I'll share them. Frankly I hadn't thought of them that way. They're too annoying to be funny. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2006 : 05:24:04 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
You can't filter grammer because:
a. It's hard to recognize grammer in the first place
b. People don't always use proper grammer
And anyways, Grammer ain't had nothin' to say sinced she catched her tit in the mangle that time last year..... 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Zephon
New Member
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Posted - 01/24/2006 : 20:47:55 [Permalink]
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My girlfriend's grammar told her to practice safe sex with a sperm filter. Now we practice every chance we get.
What's wrong with spam anyway? It's not bad when fried. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2006 : 07:08:13 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Zephon
My girlfriend's grammar told her to practice safe sex with a sperm filter. Now we practice every chance we get.
What's wrong with spam anyway? It's not bad when fried.
Nothin' wrong with the Great, Canned, Mystery Meat! It's excellent as a replacement for ham in the bean pot as well. Also, a chunk of it ground into the meat loaf will give you a whole, new perspective on cheap burger.
Welcome to SFN, Zephon!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 19:41:07 [Permalink]
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The only spam I get is at work, where apparently a virus got into the network and won't leave. Anyway, I got this email and had to smile.
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Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra. What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive. It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
Yes, the Klinton-Levinsky scandal has convinced me I need some Voagra. Anyone know where I can get some?
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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