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soda_farl
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Posted - 01/20/2006 :  15:58:58  Show Profile Send soda_farl a Private Message
Texas Phrases

Saying: The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

Translation: Not overly-intelligent.

Saying: Tighter than bark on a tree.

Translation: Not very generous.

Saying: Big hat, no cattle.

Translation: All talk and no action.

Saying: We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.

Saying: He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself.

Saying: As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

Translation: (self-explanatory).

Saying: S/He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

Translation: Talks a lot.

Saying: It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs.

Translation: We really could use a little rain around here

Saying: Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly.

Translation: Appearances can be deceptive.

Saying: This ain't my first rodeo.

Translation: I've been around awhile.

Saying: He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

Translation: Not the most handsome of men.

Saying: They ate supper before they said grace.

Translation: Living in sin.

Saying: As full of wind as a corn-eating horse.

Translation: Rather prone to boasting.

Saying: You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.

Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.

Valiant Dancer
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Posted - 01/23/2006 :  06:18:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
And now one I heard from an ex-boss of mine.

Saying: That'll go over like a turd in the punch bowl.

Translation: That position/action will not be recieved well.

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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