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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 01/21/2006 : 12:18:43
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Firm, undeniable proof of aliens in our skies is now at hand. Below is a new, authentic, unretouched photo which I snapped. It clearly and indisputably shows dozens of UFOs in a mysterious, ominous battle formation.
On a recent road trip, I took notice of these flying saucers, which were traveling slowly above the Mojave Desert near Carson City, Utah, a few miles outside of Grand Rapids. Despite the fact that the sun was about to set within a few hours, and even though I knew my gas tank was nearly empty, I defiantly pulled my car over and took some shots with my German digital-film camera.
Unfortunately, most of my other photos (including my treasured ones with the gymnastic Mormon nuns) were ruined by light exposure when I carelessly took the digital flash memory film card out of the camera in the bright desert sunlight. As soon as I had rushed home, I took the flash film card to my local Long's Drugs, which features a one-hour lab service. They developed this photo and placed it on a floppy disk for me to frame. But their teen aged technician managed to lose my original flash film negative.
After doing some online research, I understand that the saucers are probably examples of the "Standard Model Saucer," according to the McCampbell Classification System. Either that or they are shoddy Xynese knockoffs, fit only for touring Class M planets.
(Permission is hereby granted to distribute this photo freely, with or without attribution, so long as it is not edited or cropped.)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/21/2006 13:53:07
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Jason Barker
Skeptic Friend
USA
55 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2006 : 12:45:51 [Permalink]
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| LOL |
Homer: He thinks he's so big, with all his money and wealth. But there's one thing he can't buy with his money.
Marge:What's that?
Homer:........a dinosaur. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2006 : 13:02:38 [Permalink]
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| You started all this, Jason. Shame! |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Jason Barker
Skeptic Friend
USA
55 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2006 : 13:42:02 [Permalink]
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I've always wanted to make a hoax UFO documentary. I was inspired by alternative 3.
More of my ufo art. Not photos, just misc stuff.
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Homer: He thinks he's so big, with all his money and wealth. But there's one thing he can't buy with his money.
Marge:What's that?
Homer:........a dinosaur. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2006 : 19:50:34 [Permalink]
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| By the way, my "photo" was created in Bryce 5, a 3-D rendering program. I'd imported a bunch of flying saucers that I'd first created and then lined up in formation with Rhino. The ray-traced rendering took my computer all night to complete. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/23/2006 00:08:29 |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 05:12:45 [Permalink]
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| Notice how the Saucers' star-drive is creating distortions in the atmosphere very similar to j-peg artifacts. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 12:16:52 [Permalink]
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Dr. Mab wrote: quote:
Notice how the Saucers' star-drive is creating distortions in the atmosphere very similar to j-peg artifacts.
Yes, the replacement flash film card I'm going to buy is going to have to utilize the superior .bmp chemistry.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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