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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 04/05/2006 : 03:23:54
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Really, I have tried to make this sort of stuff up, but just don't have the imagination for it.... 
Banned from laughing in woods quote:
A German has been ordered to stop laughing out loud in the woods after joggers complained he was disturbing the peace.
Accountant Joachim Bahrenfeld, 54, from Datteln said he goes to the woods after work and at weekends to have a good belly laugh.
"It's part of living for me, like eating, drinking and breathing. I feel much better when I laugh, it's freeing and healthy," he said.
I think that the joggers and the judge need to lighten up a little. Herr Bahrenfeld might consider taking up jogging or even running -- putting his act on the road, as it were. They can't bitch at him if they can't catch him, can they?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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