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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
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 Posted - 04/07/2006 : 09:26:32
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In cased you all missed it in the hoopla over April 5, 2006, there is good evidence that the Anticrhist will arrive on June 6, 2006. (That's 06/06/06 in case you're wondering!)
At least, that's the word according to Pastor Harry.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 10:49:03 [Permalink]
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Pastor Harry needs to take a valium or three and start monitoring his blood pressure. Mercy sakes!
I didn't go through it all (who could in one sitting?), but I rather enjoyed this page: quote:
THE SPACE BROTHERS
DEMONS or SAVIORS?
08 JUNE 2005... FALSE PROPHET RAMON WATKINS, AKA "PROPHET YAHWEH"...FOLLOWED UP HIS SUMMONING OF A TINY, BRIGHT MOVING LIGHT (UFO) IN THE SKY NEAR LAS VEGAS... WATKINS CLAIMS THIS IS PHASE 1... WATKINS CLAIMS YAHWEH TOLD HIM THAT SOON THE ALIENS WILL ARRIVE.... STEP TO THE PODIUM... AND SHOW HUMANITY THEIR PLAN TO BRING THE KINGDOM OF GOD... TO EARTH AND BEGIN THEIR "DOMINATION".... WATKINS ALSO CLAIMS THAT VERY SOON A MASSIVE UFO WILL APPEAR OVER THE SKY OF LAS VEGAS...THIS SETS THE STAGE FOR THE ANTICHRIST'S LIE OF "ALIEN ABDUCTION".....TO EXPLAIN AWAY THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES EVENTS.....
Based upon my in depth study of The Book of Revelation and Bible Prophecy, UFOlogy, New Age Beliefs, The Dark Secrets of The Illuminati (esoteric, satanic groups), Ancient Texts and The Bible Code,
I BELIEVE THE EARTH WILL SOON
BE VISITED BY EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS,
ALIENS FROM A DISTANT WORLD.
These Star Beings will be introduced as our "Space Bothers" probably from the star system of Osirus. They will appear Human, yet taller and more perfect (symetric) and Aryan, meaning blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian.
The Space brothers, working with the New "Messiah" (whom the Bible calls The "Antichrist, The Beast and The "Son of Perdition") will claim that
1) They have come to save Mankind from nuclear destruction and to bring in the Kingdom of God upon earth, the Mystical Age of Aquarius, The Golden Age of Mankind.
And so forth.
It's a chuckle for sure, and Harry, or someone, put a lot of effort into the site. Thanks for the read... 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/07/2006 : 10:51:53 [Permalink]
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| So are the room-rates in Vegas going to go up or down, for the event? |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 15:14:30 [Permalink]
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| Why doesn't it dawn on these idiots they are not the chosen one any more than the last 1,000 idiots who predicted the end of the world? |
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 15:17:55 [Permalink]
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"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
I can't wait. |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 16:05:16 [Permalink]
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WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION?
Does he mean CNN? What channel is that so I can tune in? Or is the AntiChrist(tm) going to broadcast on ALL the channels? I can't imagine anyone, even Him, knocking Oprah off the air, unless...
IT'S OPRAH!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 16:18:14 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by pleco
WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION?
Does he mean CNN? What channel is that so I can tune in? Or is the AntiChrist(tm) going to broadcast on ALL the channels? I can't imagine anyone, even Him, knocking Oprah off the air, unless...
IT'S OPRAH!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally always knew Oprah was the Antichrist.
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"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 16:20:30 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal
"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
I can't wait.
He'll keep his stupid yap SHUT, if he knows what's good for him!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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trogdor
Skeptic Friend
198 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 21:32:04 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal
"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
I can't wait.
He'll keep his stupid yap SHUT, if he knows what's good for him!
I am reminded of the southpark episode where satan fights jesus. whenever satan or his son shows up scary latin chanting sounds
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all eyes were on Ford Prefect. some of them were on stalks.
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2006 : 05:51:58 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal
"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
I can't wait.
I agree, BSG-- I've always been fascinated by the concept of the Antichrist, and I'm curious to see who this guy names (and why!). One curious aspect: if he's wrong about the day the Antichrist is supposed to arrive, then why would we ever think that he's right about the Ac's identity? |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 05:24:20 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Cuneiformist
In cased you all missed it in the hoopla over April 5, 2006, there is good evidence that the Anticrhist will arrive on June 6, 2006. (That's 06/06/06 in case you're wondering!)
At least, that's the word according to Pastor Harry.
So, when is Cheney dropping by Pastor Harry's place? |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 11:45:30 [Permalink]
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Wouldn't the proper form for the date of June 6, 2006, actually be :
06/06/2006 ?
Convenient how they can just dismiss the 2000 by using the abbreviated form '06.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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Rubicon95
Skeptic Friend
USA
220 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 11:57:01 [Permalink]
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| Anne Coulter's new book is coming out on 06/06/06. Hmmm I wonder?? |
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 12:46:59 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Rubicon95
Anne Coulter's new book is coming out on 06/06/06. Hmmm I wonder??
Not me. I'm confident Ann Coulter is the Antichrist.
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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
397 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 12:49:03 [Permalink]
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This nonsense is why I always write the year 2k+X. To make fun of the end-of-the-world crazies.  |
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- dglas (In the hell of 1000 unresolved subplots...)
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The Presupposition of Intrinsic Evil
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