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Orwellingly Yurz
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Posted - 09/05/2006 :  16:01:15  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message
YO: I read today, as I'm sure many of you also have....

The good news that: Donald Rumsfeld underwent elective shoulder surgery and will be in the hospital overnight....and...

The bad news that: He'll be back at work tomorrow.

OY!


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HalfMooner
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Posted - 09/05/2006 :  16:14:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
And the really bad news is that surgeons did not remove the chip from his shoulder.


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Dr. Mabuse
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Sweden
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Posted - 09/05/2006 :  18:23:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner

And the really bad news is that surgeons did not remove the chip from his shoulder.

LMAO!

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Randy
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USA
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Posted - 09/05/2006 :  18:38:40   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner

And the really bad news is that surgeons did not remove the chip from his shoulder.





He's well balanced...he has a chip on both shoulders.

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"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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Orwellingly Yurz
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USA
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Posted - 09/05/2006 :  20:17:45   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message
YO! You're right about the chip(s) on Rumsfeld's shoulder, but you forgot to mention the burr up his ass.

I'd guess the surgeon left it there! President Cheney doesn't want it to be removed.

OY!

"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith

If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan

The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty

"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde

"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus

"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus

"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
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Dave W.
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USA
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Posted - 09/05/2006 :  20:54:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Orwellingly Yurz

YO! You're right about the chip(s) on Rumsfeld's shoulder, but you forgot to mention the burr up his ass.

I'd guess the surgeon left it there! President Cheney doesn't want it to be removed.
That's no burr, that is Cheney.

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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular

USA
529 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2006 :  19:38:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message
YO Dave W. Although I'm not a homophobic type guy, I guess, from what you're suggesting, Dick Cheney, himself, might be the reason his daughter is a Lesbian. Like father, like daughter? I really have no quarrel with his daughter, but I think I could think of a few things I can complain about insofar as Dick 'go f--k yourself' Cheney is concerned.

OY!

"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith

If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan

The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty

"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde

"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus

"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus

"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde
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