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Randy
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Posted - 09/19/2006 :  03:56:29  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52984

WASHINGTON DC—Senator Bill Frist (R–TN) introduced a controversial new bill Tuesday that would severely limit the ability of sharks to "mutilate the institution of marriage until it is completely unrecognizable."

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Wendy
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Posted - 09/19/2006 :  07:05:21   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
Ya gotta love The Onion.

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