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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 11/19/2006 : 04:37:12
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World Illuminati meet, Bush elected to post
November 19, 2006
Hanoi, Vietnam (IP) -- In the first full-costume meeting of the leaders of the New World Order in over five years, the highest Illuminati movers and shakers gathered in Hanoi today to plot their sinister final moves against the remaining freedoms of humanity.
President Bush received official recognition from the Illuminati for the first time this year, by being unanimously voted in as "Lord High Snack Monkey." The office is largely ceremonial, and entails mascot duties, serving petty-fours, and being jovial.
Hu Jintao, Vladimir Putin and George Bush.
In his new office as mascot, President Bush
will be required to entertain, and serve
canapes to, the senior masters of the planet.
This year's meeting of the Illuminati's Supreme Cryptic Council is being held under the cover of a meeting of APEC, the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum. Illuminati Council meetings traditionally are held in concert with meetings of other organizations. Such occasions in the past have included meetings of the World Bank, OPEC, the World Satanic Conference, and the Republican Party convention.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/19/2006 16:52:55
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2006 : 17:39:13 [Permalink]
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Yes, they obey. All in accordance with my plans.
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2006 : 17:41:07 [Permalink]
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Wait a minute, Zorgon. Those are my plans!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2006 : 18:07:02 [Permalink]
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Have to love those triangular TV screens. What were they thinking?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 00:13:19 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Have to love those triangular TV screens. What were they thinking?
Well, I invented the triangular screen. You see, regular screens kept chop'n off me gotee.
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 00:15:03 [Permalink]
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No! It was I who invented the triangular screen, for that very reason !
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 02:05:01 [Permalink]
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Hmmm. I guess they do work for flattering closeups of evil types. Especially those with swollen crania.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 20:38:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner
George gets wood?
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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