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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 12/03/2006 : 00:56:40
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(Fifth in a series on toy safety from the Consumer Product Safety Commission)
The full name for this product on its package is, "My Little Polonium Brand Gamma-Ray Spy Glasses." Since one of the lesser effects of Polonium 210 (which is mixed into the plastic of this product) is to cause sterility, the CPSC and the Bush Administration wish to extend a "Pro-Life" warning to Christian parents. Give this to Godless atheist kids.
"My Little Polonium Brand
Gamma-Ray Spy Glasses"
The Gamma-Ray Spy glasses have the following printed on their package:
"Polonium, that marvelous element, is mixed into the very ABS plastic of the Gamma-Ray Spy Glasses! Discovered by (and responsible for the decease of) the great female scientist Marie Curie, Polonium's blue glow lets kids see in the dark! Polonium, that same rare element which has been connected with the dashing former Russian spy, Alexander Litvinenko, comes in an incredible concentration in these magical, scientific eyeglasses! These Spy Glasses constantly emit gamma radiation, with bonus alpha radiation! (Parents are responsible for the wearing of lead aprons and Hazmat suits while handling, or in the vicinity of, the My Little Polonium Brand Gamma-Ray Spy Glasses.)"
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 12/03/2006 01:35:52
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