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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 12/15/2006 : 23:51:04
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"Rare condition," says podiatrist
Wilmington, Vermont, December 15, 2006 (FNS) -- A local man has trouble getting pedicurists to trim his toenails. In fact, he has trouble keeping them in the same room, once he removes his socks. The talon-like toenails need constant trimming, and grow back to their full length in less than a week.
"Many people, when they see my toes, think I'm literally some kind of demon," says cab driver, Enis Pennvey. "I thought that maybe if I found someone without a Christian upbringing, they at least wouldn't freak out so badly. But even the Buddhist pedicurist I went to took one look, crossed herself, and ran screaming from her own shop."
His doctor called apocalytoes a rare
genetic throwback. Mr. Pennvey says
they were great for climbing trees as
a kid, less great now at beach parties.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 12/19/2006 15:41:31
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Aerik
New Member
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2006 : 01:29:19 [Permalink]
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He has trouble getting pedicurists to trim his nails... and they're big enough that he can barely keep them in the same room as the rest of his body.
Here's an idea: Get a big file or pair of shears and first cut those things down to a manageable length, you twit! If they're so much trouble, why do you insist on getting them only 'trimmed' to what is still a monstrously useless and troublesome size and not get rid of them entirely?!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2006 : 01:51:29 [Permalink]
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Welcome to SFN, Aerik!
Yeah, Enis really is an idiot. Maybe an industrial-sized pair of cable cutters would help? And just imagine how many pairs of socks he must go through in a single day, unless he uses the steel-toed type.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 16:05:52 [Permalink]
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John's just this guy, you know. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 18:09:31 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JohnOAS
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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