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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 02/11/2007 : 18:36:59 [Permalink]
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That's my best dude... Anymore, and you would all mess yourselves in your pants...
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
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Posted - 02/11/2007 : 20:39:19 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by cosmicbrat
I tried the WhiteHouse and the Pentagon many times... All I got was remote viewers desperately trying to rob the data from my computers, and from my mind while I slept, till I figured ways to permanently damage remote viewers upon approach..
And what system do you have in place to stop local viewers? It would seem to me that any government that beieved you really had something worth stealing would just send around some conventional "blokes with big sticks" and relieve you of your precious notes. Much easier than all that pesky remote viewing stuff.
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Originally posted by cosmicbrat
We could have PC's worn on the fore-arms as skin-grafts, and we could grow synthetic replacement organs and tissues from the new inert element petroleum chemistry, to boost life expectancy to near 300...
How are any of these things logical follow-ons from your engine? Obviously none of us are as smart as you, but some people still manage to eek out a living solving various scientific and engineering problems. More compact/efficient energy sources don't seem to be big conrtibutors in the realms of component miniaturisation or material science that would be necessary to produce the latter. Perhaps you know that they are unrelated, and you're just showing off.
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Originally posted by cosmicbrat
I had a dream about piloting the first flying car...
I had a dream you'd post something coherent and useful. Based on evidence (look it up!) to date. I don't see either of our dreams coming true any time soon.
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Originally posted by cosmicbrat
I went from mid Canada, a thousand miles to Toronto, and picked up my favorite cousin, the chiropractor..
Oh, so you are just doing an on-line rehearsal for your stand-up routine. Damn, why didn't I pick up on this earlier? I'm so embarrassed.
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2007 : 06:02:10 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by cosmicbrat
I tried the WhiteHouse and the Pentagon many times... All I got was remote viewers desperately trying to rob the data from my computers, and from my mind while I slept, till I figured ways to permanently damage remote viewers upon approach..
*snicker* I thought I was reading something from moonscapes. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 02/12/2007 : 08:22:57 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by cosmicbrat
I tried the WhiteHouse and the Pentagon many times... All I got was remote viewers desperately trying to rob the data from my computers, and from my mind while I slept, till I figured ways to permanently damage remote viewers upon approach..
Don'tcha just hate it when that happens! I've found that a good, thick, tinfoil hat helps... Doesn't hurt to wear one around here, either. 
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 02/12/2007 : 20:54:10 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by McQ
Cosmic Brat, how much funding do you figure you'll need to get you through the next seven months? I sold some stock recently, so I have a bit of disposable income.
Hey, since you've got all that extra cash, how about contributing to the "Get Valiant rip snorting drunk on a really nice three year old Reisling" fund? 
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McQ
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 02/12/2007 : 21:16:14 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
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Originally posted by McQ
Cosmic Brat, how much funding do you figure you'll need to get you through the next seven months? I sold some stock recently, so I have a bit of disposable income.
Hey, since you've got all that extra cash, how about contributing to the "Get Valiant rip snorting drunk on a really nice three year old Reisling" fund?
I can absolutely guarantee results.
Gee, I don't know....I mean it's not like you promised me some cool technology in return....
Oh what the hell! Sure, I'll do it! It'd be more fun and probably result in a greater chance of coming up with a flying car. Or a flying something.  |
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