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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 01/21/2007 : 03:05:10
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"Biggah Dick" Dawkins challenges Bill Dembski's
punk white ass to a freestyle battle, old style
South Central, January 21, 2007 (RR) -- Richard Dawkins, aka Darwin's Dawg, has words for Bill Dembski, and they are mostly dirty.
In a press conference today, evolutionary theorist and atheist Dawkins stated:
"Listen up, yo. Yah, yo, Dembski, yo jobber assclown ho!
"Stop macing on da homeboys, hear me, man?
Wid your ID nonsense, God-pimpin' scam.
For chickenhead Coulter you write some smack,
Ann puts it in her book, evolution to attack.
You hate on Darwin, and daz jus' wrong,
Cuz tight Chucky Boy, he's Da Bomb.
"You always be finna do some science,
'Stead, you be writin' dat shit wid God 'tween da lines.
Den Ahmenson slips you some cheese,
So you bend right over and hand him da grease.
Yo say yo grandma weren't no gorilla,
You'd talk any smack that gets you skrilla.
"It pains me so an' I know it's low,
But I gotta tell the world dat you's a ho.
"Turd. Word."
Note: The "ghetto" lexicon I referred to is doubtless dated. The short dictionary I used is two or three years old. But this is about as good as this 61-year-old white guy who doesn't like rap is going to do, even when he's feeling crunk. The bad poetry is all my fault. Word.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/21/2007 21:28:39
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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2007 : 03:29:21 [Permalink]
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| I didn't know you had 'mad rap skills' Half. West syeede! |
Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson
[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink
Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
Marge: Well... um.... [goes outside to jump on tampoline with Homer.] |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2007 : 03:34:02 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Neurosis
I didn't know you had 'mad rap skills' Half. West syeede!
I didn't think I did, either. Still don't.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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| Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/21/2007 03:34:46 |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 01/21/2007 : 04:01:52 [Permalink]
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I would dearly love to see Dawkins carve off a piece of Dembski's narrow ass. Won't happen though; Just Plain Bill will run from him like a thief at the first hint of an intellectual, face-to-face confrontation, with both hands covering the afore-mentioned fundament.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2007 : 04:33:03 [Permalink]
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After his big talk, he sure funked out and left the ID case in Dover in a lurch without him, didn't he? The deluders, not the deluded, realize their testimony under oath could get them sent to jail, and Dembski wanted none of that. You know, Bill's the kind of guy I'd much rather keep as a foe than a friend. He can do much less damage as foe. It's the poor saps that think he's their friend that I pity.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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| Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/21/2007 04:39:20 |
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Ghost_Skeptic
SFN Regular
Canada
510 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2007 : 07:42:52 [Permalink]
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"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. / You can send a kid to college but you can't make him think." - B.B. King
History is made by stupid people - The Arrogant Worms
"The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism." - William Osler
"Religion is the natural home of the psychopath" - Pat Condell
"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter" - Thomas Jefferson |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2007 : 08:49:55 [Permalink]
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That was queerer than I'd supposed, in fact even queerer than I could suppose. Deep stuff, thanks!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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