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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 01/21/2007 : 05:54:44
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"Dr. Dino" now answers to "Prisoner 34846"
Pensacola Florida, January 21, 2007 (The Pensacola Reporter) -- In a surprise move, the Federal Bureau of Prisons has assigned convicted tax cheater, Rev. Kent Hovind to one of its roadwork chain gangs. It had been expected that Hovind would serve out his ten year sentence at the harsh, but at least relatively pleasant Federal Prison Camp Pensacola, located on Saufley Field. This would have allowed Hovind regular contact with his Pensacola family.
Prisoner 34846, off to endless toil and suffering.
But now it is clear that Hovind's next decade will be spent in a more traditional Southern style, in chains. Hovind's life, if life it may be called, will be a grinding Hell of backbreaking, repetitive labor under the hot sun's withering glare. He will slave from dawn to dusk, in mud and in dust, in rain and shine. He will have ten minutes each day to desperately wolf down his one maggot-infested meal.
A sadistic mounted guard with a shotgun, a bullwhip, and dogs will watch over Hovind and his brutal chain-mates at all times. He will not be allowed to so much as swat at the miasmic mosquitoes, without first requesting permission. The rusty shackles on Hovind's ankles will at all times be firmly chained to one another and to his chafing iron collar, and will in turn be locked to the long chain of his gang.
According to Sam Meensumbich, a Federal Prison spokesman, "Every sentence spoken by Mr. Hovind for the next ten years will be preceded by the word 'Boss,' and will end with 'Boss.'"
Said Meensumbich, "Prisoner 34846 has been assigned to Chain #12, also known as the Father Rapers. They work on Interstate highways all over the South. Prisoners are not permitted to speak to one another, ever. No early parole. No visitors except at Christmas and Easter, and then only with good behavior."
We were granted a very brief interview with Hovind.
The Pensacola Reporter: Mr. Hovind, what do you think of your assignment?
Hovind: Boss, I pray to an uncaring God that a semi truck hits me while I'm working, Boss.
Then the engine of the gang's flatbed truck started, and Hovind was driven away.
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/21/2007 06:52:49
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