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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 02/16/2007 : 07:52:45
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.... for they shalt inherit the Earth, and never realize it.
This month's Landover Baptist mailbag is as close to classic cluelessness as your likely to find. For example: quote:
I am writing to let you know that you have 48 hours to remove your playstation 3 ad from your website, before I report it to the FBI for fraud. How can you call yourselves a church when you are teaching children to steal and lie? It is absolutely disgusting and is nothing but blasphemy. You should be ashamed of yourselves and hope that when you reach judgement day, God is kind to your sinning souls.
And a new, personal favorite is in reference to this: quote:
RE: Good News For Christian Video Gamers! Unreal Tournament 2004® Bible Based Maps and Characters are on the Way!
I'm a independent agent writting for UT News. We were wanting to do a Interveiw with Mr. Huxton and follow the work he's done so far on this and whether or not the project was completed. And if not we'd like to be able to offer some support in some of the areas as far as PR goes. Please let us know if this is a possiblity?
And then, there is more of the usual dreck, some of it incomprehensible. I really can't decide if some of these letters are spoofs. I rather suspect that most are not. I mean, it's hard to make shit like this up.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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